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Van Gelder
09/02/1998
The boys discover a stowaway on the bus, Van Gelder, a planetarium worker on the run.
00:24
Lame
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Cartman watches his Cheesy Poofs commercial air on "Terrance and Phillip." His portrayal is less than ideal, but he doesn't seem to mind.
09/02/1998
00:30
Officer Presley
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Mr. Mackey is onto Dr. Adams' evil scheme and arrives just in time. Unfortunately, he's no match for Officer Presley's, er, Barbrady's firepower.
09/02/1998
01:21
Planetariums Suck Ass
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Cartman arrives at the plane-arium, but no one will pay him any attention.
09/02/1998
00:41
Cheesy Poofs Commercial
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Cartman learns the hard way just how unglamorous the industry can be.
09/02/1998
01:28
Barnaby Jones Reruns
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The boys are on their eighth day of a Barnaby Jones marathon in class, and Mr. Garrison isn't showing any signs of letting up. Luckily, a field trip is just around the corner.
09/02/1998
01:37
The Plane-arium
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Cartman can't showcase his talent to the people at the Cheesy Poofs van because he has to go inside and look at a bunch of stupid stars.
09/02/1998
01:58
Haiku
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Cartman brags to the class about his Cheesy Poof Talent Show success.
09/02/1998
01:01
Constellations
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The boys settle in for a boring plane-arium show and learn about constellations.
09/02/1998
00:32
Cartman's Audition
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Cartman sneaks out of the plane-arium to audition at the Cheesy Poofs Talent Show van.
09/02/1998
00:31
Laser James Taylor
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The boys leave the plane-arium show without remembering much of it, but are still certain that it was great.
09/02/1998
00:36
Van Gelder
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On the bus ride back from the plane-arium, the boys discover a stowaway in their midst, Van Gelder.
09/02/1998
01:54
The "C" Word
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Stan's dad tells Stan and Kyle how to build a clubhouse. Then he calls his wife the "C" word.
09/23/1998
02:00
Matchmaking
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The boys are in the schoolyard playing a game of Americans vs. Bosnians. Wendy comes over with Bebe and proposes to Stan that they set her up with Kyle.
09/23/1998
01:49
Passing Notes
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Stan gets caught passing a note from Bebe to Kyle. The note confesses Bebe's desire to wear Kyle's ass as a hat.
09/23/1998
02:23
Truth or Dare
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Bebe kisses Kyle when they play truth or dare with Stan and Wendy. It's bedtime for Cartman, but unfortunately the runaways invited some friends over.
09/23/1998
01:10
"Laser Loggins"
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Principal Victoria attends the "Laser Loggins" show at the plane-arium. She can't imagine who the heck would find it interesting.
09/23/1998
01:52
Competing Clubhouse
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Cartman and Kenny decide to build a rival clubhouse. Meanwhile, Stan's mom is still mad about the fight with her husband and takes it out on Stan.
09/23/1998
01:38
School Marriage Counselor
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While Mr. Mackey is reprimanding Stan, his parents come in and start arguing. Mr. Mackey shifts his focus to the parents, and Stan leaves without notice.
09/23/1998
00:27
Find Chicks
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Cartman and Kenny finish building the clubhouse. Cartman sends Kenny out to find chicks, while he watches TV.
09/23/1998
00:40
Hammer Without Nails
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While working on their clubhouse, Stan and Kyle realize they don't know how to play truth or dare.
09/23/1998
00:35
Chef's Advice
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Chef gives Stan some Truth or Dare advice. He tells him to play it cool and don't seem too eager.
09/23/1998