I've got good newsand bad news.
The good news is, you havea clean bill of health.
What a relief !
The bad news is,you have cancer.
( gasp )
I'm afraid your assis collapsing.
My ass iscollapsing ?
See this x-ray,that's your ass.
See that line ?
That's yourass collapsing.
Your assis collapsing !
Will this mean I won'tbe able to fart anymore ?
It means you won't be ableto live anymore.
( laughing )
WAIT A MINUTE,COME HERE, KITTY.
I GOT SOME MORECALAMINE LOTION.
IT'S ABOUT FREAKIN' TIME,GIMME THAT !
JUST USE A LITTLE, HON',IT HAS TO LAST A WHILE.
OH YEAH, MAN...
Cartman takes a bath in Calamine Lotion.