THAT'S RIGHT,MR. GARRISON,
THE FIRST ANNUAL "SOUTH PARK FILM FESTIVAL"BEGINS TODAY.
WOW, COOL !
THEY'RE NOT GONNA SHOW THATSTUPID-ASS "GODZILLA" MOVIE ?
NO, THESE ARE"INDEPENDENT" FILMS.
LIKE "INDEPENDENCE DAY" ?
THAT SUCKED-ASS TOO.
INDEPENDENT FILMS ARE THOSEBLACK & WHITE HIPPIE MOVIES.
THEY'RE ABOUT GAY COWBOYSEATING PUDDING.
NO, INDEPENDENT FILMSARE PRODUCED OUTSIDETHE HOLLYWOOD SYSTEM.
WITHOUT ALL THEGLITZ AND GLAMOR.
YOU SHOW ME ONE THAT ISN'T ABOUTGAY COWBOYS EATING PUDDING.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RETALKING ABOUT, FAT-ASS !
I'M NOT FAT, I JUST HAVEN'TGROWN INTO MY BODY YET,SKINNY BITCH !
IF YOU CALL WENDY A "BITCH"ONE MORE TIME,
I'M SENDING YOU TOTHE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
THAT'S IT !
I'M GOING !
I WANT YOU ALL TO SEE AT LEASTONE INDEPENDENT FILM,
AND WRITEA PAPER ABOUT IT.
THE FIRST FILM IS CALLED"WITNESS TO DENIAL",
A SEXUAL EXPLORATION PIECEABOUT TWO WOMEN IN LOVE.
MY UNCLE JIMBO HASA TON OF THOSE MOVIES.
Cartman thinks all independent films feature gay cowboys.
Chef tries to sell fudge cookies to visiting film buffs.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey saves South Park by coating it in shit.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey -- dried out from the pre-Christmas sun -- passes on.x CLOSE
The Sundance Film Festival decides to relocate to South Park.x CLOSE
Cartman thinks all independent films feature gay cowboys.x CLOSE
"Witness To Denial" isn't what Stan expected.x CLOSE
Fred Savage arrives in South Park, but no one cares.x CLOSE
The Sundance Film Festival organizers plan to use South Park for their own, twisted ends.x CLOSE
Chef introduces his Chocolate Salty Balls to the film festival crowd.x CLOSE
The boys find Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hankey in the sewer.x CLOSE