LET THE SPIRIT OF HEAVENLYFATHER BE BLESSED UPON YOU.
FROM THIS DAY ON ALL WILL BE WELL.
I ALREADY FEEL LIKE THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER.
AND I CAN'T SLEEP OR THINK.
WHERE WOULD HE HAVE GONE ?
WHY WOULD HE LEAVE ?
WELL, LET ME ASK YOU THIS ?
WHY...WHERE DO YOU THINK MR. HAT WENT ?
HOW THE -- SHOULD I KNOW ?
IF I KNEW THAT,
I WOULDN'T BE SEEING A --PSYCHIATRIST, WOULD I ?
WELL, I GUESS I SEE WHATYOU'RE SAYING, YEAH.
AT FIRST I WAS SURE THAT ONE OF THE CHILDREN TOOK HIM.
BUT THEN I REMEMBEREDTHAT MR. HAT AND I ACTUALLY HAD A FIGHT THAT MORNING.
ARE YOU GAY ?
IT'S JUST, IT'S JUST A QUESTION.
ARE YOU PROPOSITIONING ME ?
WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THAT I'MONE HUNDRED PERCENT NOT GAY.
WELL, I BELIEVE YOU.
I ABSOLUTELY BELIEVE YOU.
MR. HAT,ON THE OTHER HAND.
MR. HAT WAS GAY ?
SOMETIMES HE FANTASIZESABOUT SAME SEX RELATIONS.
SOMETIMES MR. HAT LIKED TO PRETEND HE WAS IN A SAUNA WITH BRETT FARVE
AND A BOTTLE OFTHOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING.
THAT I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW.
WELL, I'M JUST SAYING.
MR. GARRISON, I THINK THATMR. HAT WAS ACTUALLY YOURGAY SIDE TRYING TO COME OUT.
IT'S YOU THAT'S GAY BUT
BUT YOU'RE IN DENIAL SO
YOU ACT OUT YOUR GAY PERSONAWITH A HOMOSEXUAL PUPPET.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT ?
I THINK YOU'RE THE LOONY ONE IN THIS ROOM.
( screaming )
SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU GAY BASHING HOMO.
Dr. Katz's Diagnosis
The giant snake is taking over the continent. Mr. Hat may actually be Garrison's inner gay side.
With Colorado's new ban on fireworks, summertime is going to suck.x CLOSE
Jimbo is on his way to Mexico to smuggle in some fireworks, while the mayor work on the giant snake.x CLOSE
Jimbo and Ned are stopped at the boarder with fireworks.x CLOSE
Mr. Hat is missing and Garrison is pissed.x CLOSE
The mayor s mad South Park can't have fireworks because some kid blew his hands off.x CLOSE
Cartman swims in pee at his first swimming lesson.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo pick up some fireworks in Mexico.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison unravels without Mr. Hat, and Cartman is sick of swimming in first grader pee.x CLOSE
The giant snake is growing out of control wreaking havok.x CLOSE
The snake must be stopped and the kids are on their own.x CLOSE