DUSTY THE DIRT BALL.
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO SUCK SO BAD IN SUMMER ?
HEY, LOOK IT'SMR. GARRISON.
HOW IS YOURSUMMER GOING ?
SUMMER SUCKS ASS,MR. GARRISON.
HEY, HAVE YOU FOUND MR. HAT YET ?
OH, OH, THAT OLD THING.
I ALMOST FORGOT HE WAS GONE.
I DON'T NEED MR. HAT.
MR. HAT IS JUST A PUPPET.
MR. HAT ISN'T REAL.
HEY, YOU GUYS,
MY MOM SIGNED ME UP FOR SWIMMINGLESSONS AT THE COMMUNITY POOL.
YOU WANT TO COME ?
( laughing )
SWIMMING LESSONS ? DUDE, THAT ISTHE LAMEST THING I EVER HEARD.
IT IS NOT.
EVERYONE KNOWS THE FIRST GRADERSPEE IN THE COMMUNITY POOL.
YOU'RE SWIMMING AROUND IN FIRST GRADER PEE.
I'M NOT SWIMMING AROUND IN PEE !
MY MOM SAYS IF I TAKE SWIMMING LESSONS,
I CAN BE IN THE OLYMPICS SOME DAY.
YEAH, THE FAT ASS OLYMPICS.
I'M TRYING TO MAKE THE BEST OF A BAD SITUATION.
I DON'T NEED TO HEAR CRAP
FROM A BUNCH OF HIPPYFREAKS LIVING IN DENIAL !
SCREW YOU GUYS.
I'M GOING HOME.
BUT, CARTMAN, WE'RE TRYING--
NO, SCREW YOU GUYS, HOME.
WHAT DOES HE MEAN,LIVING IN DENIAL ?
DUDE, IT'S CARTMAN, HE'S JUSTBEING A DUMB ASS LIKE ALWAYS.
THERE, HOW DOES THAT LOOK ?
LIKE A BIG HUNK OF DIRT WITH A CARROT STICKING OUT OF IT.
( whistle blowing )
OKAY, KIDS, EVERYONE IN THE POOL.
COME ON, ERIC, WE'RE GONNA START NOW.
JUST JUMP IN.
I DON'T WANT TO.
IT'S NOT GONNA HURT YOU, HON, JUST DO IT.
THERE YOU GO.
NOW JUST LET THE FIRST GRADERS SWIM BY YOU,
AND THEN HEAD TOWARDS US.
HUH, FIRST GRADERS ?
THESE SONS OF BITCHES !
Cartman swims in pee at his first swimming lesson.
With Colorado's new ban on fireworks, summertime is going to suck.x CLOSE
Jimbo is on his way to Mexico to smuggle in some fireworks, while the mayor work on the giant snake.x CLOSE
Jimbo and Ned are stopped at the boarder with fireworks.x CLOSE
Mr. Hat is missing and Garrison is pissed.x CLOSE
The mayor s mad South Park can't have fireworks because some kid blew his hands off.x CLOSE
Cartman swims in pee at his first swimming lesson.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo pick up some fireworks in Mexico.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison unravels without Mr. Hat, and Cartman is sick of swimming in first grader pee.x CLOSE
The giant snake is growing out of control wreaking havok.x CLOSE
The snake must be stopped and the kids are on their own.x CLOSE