DUSTY THE DIRT BALL.
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO SUCK SO BAD IN SUMMER ?
HEY, LOOK IT'SMR. GARRISON.
HOW IS YOURSUMMER GOING ?
SUMMER SUCKS ASS,MR. GARRISON.
HEY, HAVE YOU FOUND MR. HAT YET ?
OH, OH, THAT OLD THING.
I ALMOST FORGOT HE WAS GONE.
I DON'T NEED MR. HAT.
MR. HAT IS JUST A PUPPET.
MR. HAT ISN'T REAL.
HEY, YOU GUYS,
MY MOM SIGNED ME UP FOR SWIMMINGLESSONS AT THE COMMUNITY POOL.
YOU WANT TO COME ?
( laughing )
SWIMMING LESSONS ? DUDE, THAT ISTHE LAMEST THING I EVER HEARD.
IT IS NOT.
EVERYONE KNOWS THE FIRST GRADERSPEE IN THE COMMUNITY POOL.
YOU'RE SWIMMING AROUND IN FIRST GRADER PEE.
I'M NOT SWIMMING AROUND IN PEE !
MY MOM SAYS IF I TAKE SWIMMING LESSONS,
I CAN BE IN THE OLYMPICS SOME DAY.
YEAH, THE FAT ASS OLYMPICS.
I'M TRYING TO MAKE THE BEST OF A BAD SITUATION.
I DON'T NEED TO HEAR CRAP
FROM A BUNCH OF HIPPYFREAKS LIVING IN DENIAL !
SCREW YOU GUYS.
I'M GOING HOME.
BUT, CARTMAN, WE'RE TRYING--
NO, SCREW YOU GUYS, HOME.
WHAT DOES HE MEAN,LIVING IN DENIAL ?
DUDE, IT'S CARTMAN, HE'S JUSTBEING A DUMB ASS LIKE ALWAYS.
THERE, HOW DOES THAT LOOK ?
LIKE A BIG HUNK OF DIRT WITH A CARROT STICKING OUT OF IT.
( whistle blowing )
OKAY, KIDS, EVERYONE IN THE POOL.
COME ON, ERIC, WE'RE GONNA START NOW.
JUST JUMP IN.
I DON'T WANT TO.
IT'S NOT GONNA HURT YOU, HON, JUST DO IT.
THERE YOU GO.
NOW JUST LET THE FIRST GRADERS SWIM BY YOU,
AND THEN HEAD TOWARDS US.
HUH, FIRST GRADERS ?
THESE SONS OF BITCHES !
Cartman swims in pee at his first swimming lesson.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
With Colorado's new ban on fireworks, summertime is going to suck.x CLOSE
Jimbo is on his way to Mexico to smuggle in some fireworks, while the mayor work on the giant snake.x CLOSE
Jimbo and Ned are stopped at the boarder with fireworks.x CLOSE
Mr. Hat is missing and Garrison is pissed.x CLOSE
The mayor s mad South Park can't have fireworks because some kid blew his hands off.x CLOSE
Cartman swims in pee at his first swimming lesson.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo pick up some fireworks in Mexico.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison unravels without Mr. Hat, and Cartman is sick of swimming in first grader pee.x CLOSE
The giant snake is growing out of control wreaking havok.x CLOSE
The snake must be stopped and the kids are on their own.x CLOSE