OKAY, CHILDREN, I KNOW THATTODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL
AND THAT THE LAST DAYOF SCHOOL INVOLVES PRANKS,
BUT THIS ISGOING TOO FAR.
NOW WHAT HAVE YOUDONE WITH MR. HAT ?
CHILDREN, I WANT MR. HATBACK RIGHT NOW !
THE PRANKIS OVER !
YOU THINK I CAN'T GET ALONGWITH MR. HAT, DON'T YOU ?
YOU THINK I CAN'TLIVE WITHOUT HIM.
WELL, I CAN.
HE'S JUST A PUPPET.
I DON'T NEED HIM.
YOU SEE, WATCH.
GODDAMNIT, WHERE THE --DID YOU PUT MR. HAT ?
( bell ringing )
OH, NO YOU DON'T.
THE SCHOOL YEAR'S OVER BUTSUMMER VACATION DOESN'T START
FOR YOU LITTLE BASTARDS UNTILMR. HAT IS BACK ON MY DESK.
( together )AHHHH !
NOW I'M GONNATURN AROUND
AND WHEN I TURN BACK
I EXPECT TO SEE MR. HATLYING RIGHT HERE.
NOW I'M GONNA TURN AROUND NOW.
WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO ?
Mr. Hat is Missing
Mr. Hat is missing and Garrison is pissed.
With Colorado's new ban on fireworks, summertime is going to suck.x CLOSE
Jimbo is on his way to Mexico to smuggle in some fireworks, while the mayor work on the giant snake.x CLOSE
Jimbo and Ned are stopped at the boarder with fireworks.x CLOSE
Mr. Hat is missing and Garrison is pissed.x CLOSE
The mayor s mad South Park can't have fireworks because some kid blew his hands off.x CLOSE
Cartman swims in pee at his first swimming lesson.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo pick up some fireworks in Mexico.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison unravels without Mr. Hat, and Cartman is sick of swimming in first grader pee.x CLOSE
The giant snake is growing out of control wreaking havok.x CLOSE
The snake must be stopped and the kids are on their own.x CLOSE