HEY, MISS CRABTREEHAD THAT LITTLE TV
FOR THE TRAINING VIDEO,
MAYBE WE CANWATCH TV ON IT.
... and all over America,
kids are turningto the streets
and running away.
Tonight a veryspecial message
from the parentsof some runaway children,
in hopesthat their young
will hear their cry.
HELLO STANLEY,IT'S ME PAPA.
GOSH, YOUR MOTHERAND I MISS YOU.
AND I HOPE THATWHEREVER YOU MAY BE,
YOU'LL HEARTHIS MESSAGE.
♪ LITTLE LAMB LOST INTHE GREAT BIG WORLD ♪
♪ RUNAWAY, FINDTHE STREETS, SO COLD ♪
DUDE, YOURDAD'S A RETARD.
PLEASECOME HOME, KYLE.
♪ YOU LEFT HOME LOOKINGFOR SOMETHING NEW ♪
♪ BUT ALL YOU NEED ISRIGHT HERE WAITING FOR YOU ♪
♪ RUNAWAY, COME HOME
♪ LOVE YOU JUSTAS YOU ARE ♪
♪ RUNAWAY, COME HOME
♪ WE'RE SORRY THINGSWENT THIS FAR ♪
DUDE, DID IT EVEROCCUR TO THEM
TO JUST LOOKFOR US ?
I HOPE MY DADDOESN'T SING.
HEY, YOU GUYS,REMEMBER THE TIME
I FOUND OUTWHO MY FATHER WAS ?
BOY, DO I !
AS I SAID BEFORE,
THE FATHER IS SOMEBODYIN THIS ROOM.
THE FATHERIS JOHN ELWAY.
THIS KICKS ASS,YOU GUYS.
JOHN ELWAY'SMY FATHER !
MY FATHERIS JOHN ELWAY.
MY FATHERIS JOHN ELWAY !
COME ON, SON.
I'LL BUY YOUSOME ICE CREAM.
NOW THAT'S WHATI CALL A...
WAIT A MINUTE.
I THOUGHT YOURFATHER WAS YOUR MOTHER
'CAUSE SHEHAD A PENIS.
WHAT ?!YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH !
I'LL KICK YOUIN THE !@#$%
CARTMAN, NO !
( screaming )
THE BUS ISGOING OVER !
OH, NO !
Cartman's Dad: John Elway
In a fit of rage, Cartman alters the bus's precarious balance, causing it to fall.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
In a fit of rage, Cartman alters the bus's precarious balance, causing it to fall.x CLOSE
The boys misremember the time Mr. Garrison shot Kathie Lee Gifford.x CLOSE
After the crash, Mrs. Crabtree consults a training video to determine her next move.x CLOSE
Mrs. Crabtree looks for help as the boys look back on previous brushes with death.x CLOSE
Mrs. Crabtree heckles Carrot Top.x CLOSE
A kid in a red star trek uniform leaves the bus and is devoured by a big scary monster.x CLOSE
Mrs. Crabtree auditions for a talent agent.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park begin the search for their missing kids.x CLOSE
After reminiscing, the big scary monster grabs Kenny.x CLOSE
The boys continue to have flashbacks.x CLOSE