♪ LOOKING FOR LOVE INALL THE WRONG PLACES ♪
♪ LOOKING FOR LOVEIN TOO... ♪
OH, IT'S SUPPER TIME,COME TO PAPA.
HELLO, LITTLE LADY,GOING MY WAY ?
SHUT UP AND HELP MEINTO THIS THING !
COME ON, I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY !
ALRIGHT, SURE,OF COURSE.
TAKE ME TOTHE NEAREST TOWN
AND MAKE IT SNAPPY,YOU FREAK-ASS CRACK POT !
YES MA'AM,RIGHT AWAY MA'AM.
SO WHAT'S A FRAGILELITTLE DOLL LIKE YOURSELF
DOING OUT ONA NIGHT LIKE THIS ?
I GOT A BUS LOAD OF KIDSTRAPPED UP ON THAT PASS.
I NEED A CRANE,HELICOPTERS,ALL THAT CRAP !
HERE LET ME HAVESOME OF YOUR ASPIRIN !
MA'AM, THOSE AREACTUALLY ROOFIES.
ROOFIES, ASPIRIN,RIGHT NOW I DON'TGIVE A RAT'S ASS !
HOW FAR TOTHE NEAREST TOWN ?
YOU GUYS, WHAT IFMISS CRABTREE DOESN'T COME BACK
AND WE'RE ALLTRAPPED HERE FOREVER ?
( gasping )
WE COULDN'T GET TRAPPEDHERE FOREVER, CARTMAN.
WE'D DIE AFTERA COUPLE OF DAYS.
( gasping )
DUDE !WHAT ?
I DON'T WANT TO DIEWITH YOU ASSHOLES !
YOU GUYS SUCK !
WILL YOU JUST RELAX ?
WE'VE BEEN IN A LOT WORSESITUATIONS THAN THIS
AND COME OUT OF ITJUST FINE.
WORSE THAN THIS ?
OH SURE, DON'T YOUREMEMBER THAT TIME THAT
THE ALIENS KIDNAPEDYOUR LITTLE BROTHER, IKE ?
NOW TH WAS SCARY.
HOW COME THE VISITORSAREN'T COMING FOR HIM ?
I THINK WE HAVE TOSIGNAL THEM SOMEHOW.
( farting )
HEY, HE'SLIKE RUDOLPH !
ALL YOU HAVE TO DOIS FART SOME MORE CARTMAN,
AND THE VISITORSARE SURE TO COME.
I DON'T THINK I HAVETO FART ANYMORE TONIGHT.
SURE YOU DO !
COME ONCARTMAN, FART.
I DON'TWANT TO !
HE CAN'T HOLD ITIN FOREVER.
FART,DAMN YOU !
OKAY,THAT DOES IT !
WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTHINGTODAY HAS INVOLVED THINGS
EITHER GOING IN ORCOMING OUT OF MY ASS ?
LOOK AT THAT !
( Kyle )HEY, ITHAPPENING AGAIN.
IT'S ANICE CREAM TRUCK.
NOW DO YOUBELIEVE US, CARTMAN ?
YOU GUYS CAN'TSCARE ME.
CARTMAN, THERE'SAN ICE CREAM TRUCK
STICKING OUTOF YOUR ASS !
HEY LOOK,THE ALIENS AREGETTING ICE CREAM.
WELL, I GUESSEVERYTHING'SGONNA BE OKAY.
NOW THAT WAS WHAT I CALLA STICKY SITUATION.
YOU CAN SAYTHAT AGAIN.
WAS THAT HOWIT HAPPENED ?
A Sticky Situation
Mrs. Crabtree looks for help as the boys look back on previous brushes with death.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
In a fit of rage, Cartman alters the bus's precarious balance, causing it to fall.x CLOSE
The boys misremember the time Mr. Garrison shot Kathie Lee Gifford.x CLOSE
After the crash, Mrs. Crabtree consults a training video to determine her next move.x CLOSE
Mrs. Crabtree looks for help as the boys look back on previous brushes with death.x CLOSE
Mrs. Crabtree heckles Carrot Top.x CLOSE
A kid in a red star trek uniform leaves the bus and is devoured by a big scary monster.x CLOSE
Mrs. Crabtree auditions for a talent agent.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park begin the search for their missing kids.x CLOSE
After reminiscing, the big scary monster grabs Kenny.x CLOSE
The boys continue to have flashbacks.x CLOSE