THEY'RE INDIGENOUSTO THIS AREA.
( screaming )
WHAT WAS THAT ?
WHAT WAS WHAT ?
SIT DOWNAND SHUT UP !
( moaning )
I SAID QUIET OR ELSEI KILL THE BUNNY !
WHERE ARE WE ?
I HAVE NO IDEA.
I DON'T THINK WE'REIN A VERY SAFE SPOT.
( Stan )YEAH, WHAT ARE WESUPPOSED TO DO ?
JUST KEEP YOURTRAPS SHUT.
I'LL CONSULTTHE MANUAL.
MISS CRABTREE ?
SHUT UP KID !
I HAVE TO WATCHA TRAINING VIDEO !
Hello and welcometo tape seven
of the bus driver'svideo guidebook,
"What to do if you'vebecome stranded".
By now you've calmeddown the children
and kept orderby using the
"Keep quiet or I'llkill the bunny" technique.
Now it's timeto get help.
The most importantthing to remember
is that the childrenwill be safe
as long as theystay on the bus.
So, do not, underany circumstances,
let any childrenoff the bus.
The best wayto achieve this is
to tell them somethinglike, "A big scary monster
will eat you ifyou step off the bus".
KIDS, DO NOT GETOFF THIS BUS !
IF YOU DO,
A BIG, SCARY MONSTERWILL EAT YOU !
With the childrenproperly subdued,
you can leavethe bus
and go out lookingfor assistance.
And remember yourbus driver's code,
"Sit down and shut up" !
I'M GOINGFOR HELP !
I'LL BE BACKAS SOON AS I CAN !
REMEMBER, DON'TGET OFF THIS BUS
OR A BIG, SCARYMONSTER WILL EAT YOU !
HEY, WHY DOESN'TTHE SCARY MONSTER EAT HER ?
'CAUSE, DUMB ASS,
SCARY MONSTERS DON'T EATBIG FAT SMELLY BITCHES.
( Miss Crabtree )WHAT DID YOU SAY ?!
I SAID LARRY KING WILLGRANT ME THREE WISHES.
HEY, THIS IS NOT GOOD.
SHE COULD HAVE ATLEAST LEFT THE HEAT ON.
Bus Driver's Video Guide
After the crash, Mrs. Crabtree consults a training video to determine her next move.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
In a fit of rage, Cartman alters the bus's precarious balance, causing it to fall.x CLOSE
The boys misremember the time Mr. Garrison shot Kathie Lee Gifford.x CLOSE
After the crash, Mrs. Crabtree consults a training video to determine her next move.x CLOSE
Mrs. Crabtree looks for help as the boys look back on previous brushes with death.x CLOSE
Mrs. Crabtree heckles Carrot Top.x CLOSE
A kid in a red star trek uniform leaves the bus and is devoured by a big scary monster.x CLOSE
Mrs. Crabtree auditions for a talent agent.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park begin the search for their missing kids.x CLOSE
After reminiscing, the big scary monster grabs Kenny.x CLOSE
The boys continue to have flashbacks.x CLOSE