THEY'RE INDIGENOUSTO THIS AREA.
( screaming )
WHAT WAS THAT ?
WHAT WAS WHAT ?
SIT DOWNAND SHUT UP !
( moaning )
I SAID QUIET OR ELSEI KILL THE BUNNY !
WHERE ARE WE ?
I HAVE NO IDEA.
I DON'T THINK WE'REIN A VERY SAFE SPOT.
( Stan )YEAH, WHAT ARE WESUPPOSED TO DO ?
JUST KEEP YOURTRAPS SHUT.
I'LL CONSULTTHE MANUAL.
MISS CRABTREE ?
SHUT UP KID !
I HAVE TO WATCHA TRAINING VIDEO !
Hello and welcometo tape seven
of the bus driver'svideo guidebook,
"What to do if you'vebecome stranded".
By now you've calmeddown the children
and kept orderby using the
"Keep quiet or I'llkill the bunny" technique.
Now it's timeto get help.
The most importantthing to remember
is that the childrenwill be safe
as long as theystay on the bus.
So, do not, underany circumstances,
let any childrenoff the bus.
The best wayto achieve this is
to tell them somethinglike, "A big scary monster
will eat you ifyou step off the bus".
KIDS, DO NOT GETOFF THIS BUS !
IF YOU DO,
A BIG, SCARY MONSTERWILL EAT YOU !
With the childrenproperly subdued,
you can leavethe bus
and go out lookingfor assistance.
And remember yourbus driver's code,
"Sit down and shut up" !
I'M GOINGFOR HELP !
I'LL BE BACKAS SOON AS I CAN !
REMEMBER, DON'TGET OFF THIS BUS
OR A BIG, SCARYMONSTER WILL EAT YOU !
HEY, WHY DOESN'TTHE SCARY MONSTER EAT HER ?
'CAUSE, DUMB ASS,
SCARY MONSTERS DON'T EATBIG FAT SMELLY BITCHES.
( Miss Crabtree )WHAT DID YOU SAY ?!
I SAID LARRY KING WILLGRANT ME THREE WISHES.
HEY, THIS IS NOT GOOD.
SHE COULD HAVE ATLEAST LEFT THE HEAT ON.
Bus Driver's Video Guide
After the crash, Mrs. Crabtree consults a training video to determine her next move.