I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLYTHANK ALL OF YOU
FOR YOUR ENTHUSIASTICCOOPERATION.
NOW LET'S HEAR IT ONE MORE TIME
FOR OUR WORLD CHAMPIONSOUTH PARK COWS !
WHAT THE HELL IS EVERYONEWEARING ON THEIR HEADS ?
AND, NOW LET'S HEAR FROM THE WOMAN OF THE WEEK.
THE INCREDIBLE COURAGEOUSNURSE GOLLUM !
DUDE, IT'S THE FREAK NURSE !
HOLY CRAP !
WE'VE BEEN WORKING ALL WEEKAGAINST THAT BEHAVIOR.
SORRY DUDE, WE WEREN'T HERE.
THANK YOU MAYOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
THIS HAS BEEN QUITE A WEEK.
SHE'S REALLY TOUCHED.
WHAT I REALLY WANT TO SAY IS,
WELL, THIS MAY SOUND ODD
COMING FROM A WOMAN WITH A FETUSSTICKING OUT OF HER HEAD,
BUT, YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREAKS !
UH, FREAKS WITH BIG HEARTS !
DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THE LAST THING I WANTED
WAS TO BESINGLED OUT ?
I WANTED TO DO MY JOB AND LIVE MY LIFE
LIKE ANY NORMAL PERSON,
BUT INSTEAD YOU'VE MADEEVERYBODY FOCUS
ON MY HANDICAPALL WEEK LONG !
LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BETREATED DIFFERENT.
I DON'T WANT TO BE TREATEDSPECIAL OR TREATED GINGERLY.
I JUST WANT TO BE RIDICULED,SHOUTED AT, AND MADE FUN OF,
LIKE ALL THE REST OF YOUDO TO EACH OTHER.
TAKE THOSE STUPID THINGS OFF YOUR HEADS !
OH, MY, WHAT AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH.
THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW THAT NURSEIS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL.
YEAH, MAYBE THAT DEAD FETUSMAKES HER SMARTER.
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
SCREW YOU GUYS.
You're All A Bunch of Freaks
Nurse Gollum believes the citizens of South Park citizens are a bunch of freaks.
Kyle's mom scares Stan and Cartman by educating them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.x CLOSE
Kyle's mom decides it's high time South Park had a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week.x CLOSE
Pip wins the world championship for South Park, once the team decides it doesn't care.x CLOSE
Pip breaks Kyle's nose with a dodgeball, sending Kyle to the nurse's office.x CLOSE
Kyle waits nervously for the school nurse.x CLOSE
While the boys ride to Denver for the State Dodgeball Championship, Kyle's mom is busy.x CLOSE
Nurse Gollum, Mr. Mackey and Principal Victoria join Kyle's parents for dinner.x CLOSE
South Park wins the State Dodgeball Championship.x CLOSE
South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Weekx CLOSE
The boys win the dodgeball national championship and learn that they must face China next.x CLOSE