I WANT YOU ALL TO TRYAND FOCUS ON YOUR GAME.
BUT CHEF, WE DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE CHINESE.
NONSENSE ! IF WE WIN THIS,WE'RE CHAMPIONS.
BUT WE COULDGET KILLED !
AND JUST WHAT PRICE WOULD YOU PAY FOR ETERNAL GLORY ?
JUST IMAGINE A BIG YELLOWDODGEBALL CHAMPION'S BANNER
HANGING IN THE CAFETERIA,IMAGINE IT.
DUDE, CHEF HAS LOST IT.
YOU'LL BE ON THE NEWS ALL OVER THE WORLD.
SOUTH PARK WILL FINALLY HAVEA SPORT IT'S GOOD AT.
OH, CHILDREN, IT'LL BE GLORIOUS.
SURE, CAPTAIN AHAB HAS TO GET HIS WAY, HUH ?
DUDE, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
I DON'T KNOW.
ISN'T THAT KID KEVIN CHINESE ?
YEAH, YOU'RE FROM CHINA.
NO, I'M FROM AMERICA,MY PARENTS ARE CHINESE.
TELL US HOW THE CHINESEPLAY DODGEBALL.
I HAVE NO IDEA, DUDE.
C'MON, RICE PICKER !
HEY, HEY !CHILDREN THAT'S NOT COOL.
YOU DON'T MAKE FUN OF SOMEBODYBECAUSE OF THEIR ETHNICITY.
YOU DON'T ?
BUT YOU JUST RIPPEDON CHINESE PEOPLE.
NO, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S DIFFERENT.
I MADE FUN OF THEMBECAUSE THEY ARE FROM CHINA.
IT'S NOT OKAY TO MAKE FUN OF AN AMERICAN
BECAUSE THEY ARE BLACK, BROWN OR WHATEVER.
BUT IT IS OKAY TO MAKE FUN OF FOREIGNERS
BECAUSE THEY'REFROM ANOTHER COUNTRY.
( together )OH !
Chef gives the boys a pep talk on the bus ride to China.
Kyle's mom scares Stan and Cartman by educating them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.x CLOSE
Kyle's mom decides it's high time South Park had a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week.x CLOSE
Pip wins the world championship for South Park, once the team decides it doesn't care.x CLOSE
Pip breaks Kyle's nose with a dodgeball, sending Kyle to the nurse's office.x CLOSE
Kyle waits nervously for the school nurse.x CLOSE
While the boys ride to Denver for the State Dodgeball Championship, Kyle's mom is busy.x CLOSE
Nurse Gollum, Mr. Mackey and Principal Victoria join Kyle's parents for dinner.x CLOSE
South Park wins the State Dodgeball Championship.x CLOSE
South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Weekx CLOSE
The boys win the dodgeball national championship and learn that they must face China next.x CLOSE