THIS IS INDEED A GREAT WEEKFOR SOUTH PARK.
MISS HERMANS HAS OPENEDTHE EAST WING OF THE LIBRARY,
AND OUR OWN SOUTH PARK COWSELEMENTARY SCHOOL DODGEBALL TEAM
IS GOING TO THE NATIONAL FINALS !
WHERE THEY WILL UNDOUBTEDLYBE BEATEN SENSELESS
BY THEWASHINGTON TEAM.
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, THIS WEEKHAS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION
A VERY SERIOUS AND DREADED DISEASE,
CONJOINED TWIN MYSLEXIA.
AND SO IT IS IN HONOR OF THIS
THAT I DECLARETHIS EXCITING WEEK
AS CONJOINED TWIN MYSLEXIA WEEK !
AND NOW LET'S KICK OFFOUR WEEK LONG FESTIVITIES
WITH THE FIRST ANNUAL GRAND CONJOINED PARADE !
LET'S HEAR IT FOR THESE BRAVE SOULS !
WHAT A GLORIOUS PARADETHAT WAS.
LET'S HEAR IT FORTHE PARADE COORDINATORS !
I REALLY SHOULD BE ACCOMPANYINGTHOSE KIDS TO WASHINGTON
IN CASETHEY GET HURT.
THAT IS MY JOB.
NONSENSE, THIS IS YOUR WEEK.YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE.
Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week
South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week
Kyle's mom scares Stan and Cartman by educating them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.x CLOSE
Kyle's mom decides it's high time South Park had a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week.x CLOSE
Pip wins the world championship for South Park, once the team decides it doesn't care.x CLOSE
Pip breaks Kyle's nose with a dodgeball, sending Kyle to the nurse's office.x CLOSE
Kyle waits nervously for the school nurse.x CLOSE
While the boys ride to Denver for the State Dodgeball Championship, Kyle's mom is busy.x CLOSE
Nurse Gollum, Mr. Mackey and Principal Victoria join Kyle's parents for dinner.x CLOSE
South Park wins the State Dodgeball Championship.x CLOSE
South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Weekx CLOSE
The boys win the dodgeball national championship and learn that they must face China next.x CLOSE