WHOA DUDE, THIS IS A SCHOOL ?
HELLO THERE, I'M BOB THOMAS,
THE COACH FOR THE DENVER COUGARS.
I'M CHEF, COACH OF THE SOUTH PARK COWS.
WELL, I CERTAINLYWANT TO THANK YOU
FOR BRINGINGYOUR TEAM DOWN.
APPARENTLY NOBODY ELSEWOULD PLAY US
BECAUSE THEY KNEW WE'D JUST BEAT THEM SILLY.
SO I TOLD THE SCHOOL BOARD
TO FIND ME SOME HICK SCHOOLFROM THE MOUNTAINS,
AND HERE YOU ARE.
YOU'RE FROM SOUTH PARK, YEAH ?
AMAZING WHERE PEOPLECAN LIVE NOWADAYS.
WELL WE MIGHT AS WELLGET THIS OVER WITH,
WE GOT TO START THINKING ABOUT D.C.
PROMISE WE WON'T MAKE IT TOO PAINFUL.
( whistle )
( ref )PLAY BALL !
SO WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR DEGREE, NURSE GOLLUM ?
OH !OH !
SHEILA, COULD YOU PASS ME THE DEAD FETUS ?
I MEAN, GRAVY.
Nurse Gollum, Mr. Mackey and Principal Victoria join Kyle's parents for dinner.
Kyle's mom scares Stan and Cartman by educating them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.x CLOSE
Kyle's mom decides it's high time South Park had a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week.x CLOSE
Pip wins the world championship for South Park, once the team decides it doesn't care.x CLOSE
Pip breaks Kyle's nose with a dodgeball, sending Kyle to the nurse's office.x CLOSE
Kyle waits nervously for the school nurse.x CLOSE
While the boys ride to Denver for the State Dodgeball Championship, Kyle's mom is busy.x CLOSE
Nurse Gollum, Mr. Mackey and Principal Victoria join Kyle's parents for dinner.x CLOSE
South Park wins the State Dodgeball Championship.x CLOSE
South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Weekx CLOSE
The boys win the dodgeball national championship and learn that they must face China next.x CLOSE