WHY ARE WE PLAYING DODGEBALL AGAIN ?
YEAH, I THOUGHT WE ONLYPLAY IT ON FRIDAYS.
CHILDREN, GREAT NEWS !
WE'VE BEEN ASKED TO PLAY INTHE STATE FINALS FOR DODGEBALL.
DO WE HAVE TO ?
CAN'T WE PLAY WITH THAT BIGPARACHUTE AGAIN OR SOMETHING ?
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,CHILDREN,
IF WE CAN WIN STATE,
WE CAN PLAY IN THE NATIONALSIN WASHINGTON D.C.
HEY, THEY HAVE A ZOO THERE !
THAT'S RIGHT,NOW, C'MON,
WE HAVE A LOT OF PRACTICING TO DO.
AREN'T WE SUPPOSEDTO HAVE WON SOMETHING
IN ORDER TO GOTO STATE FINALS ?
HEY PIP, YOU WANT TO BEON MY TEAM AGAIN ?
I'D LOVE TO !
TRY NOT TO SEND ANYBODYTO THAT NURSE, FRENCHY.
HEY, I GET QUITE DISTURBEDWHEN YOU CALL ME THAT !
YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE FUNOF FOREIGNERS.
AND BESIDES, I HATE FRENCH PEOPLE.
( whistle )
( all laughing )
WELL MRS. BROSLOFSKI, IT CERTAINLY IS A THRILL
SEEING YOUR CHEERY FACE AGAIN.
WHAT SEEMS TO BE PISSING YOU OFF TODAY ?
NOTHING IS PISSING ME OFF.
I JUST WANT TOSTART A MOVEMENT !
OF COURSE YOU DO.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ALLABOUT YOUR SCHOOL NURSE.
NURSE GOLLUM IS ABSOLUTELYQUALIFIED TO--
NO, NO, NO, I'M NOTUPSET ABOUT HER.
I WANT TO MAKE THE PUBLIC AWARE OF HER.
HER DISEASE SHOULD BEBROUGHT TO LIGHT
SO IT COULD BE UNDERSTAND RATHER THAN MADE FUN OF.
AND WHAT DISEASE IS THAT ?
NURSE GOLLUM HAS CONJOINED TWIN MYSLEXIA.
WHAT'S THAT ?
SHE HAS A DEAD FETUSATTACHED TO HER HEAD.
SHE DO ? S
YOU NEVER NOTICED THAT ?
NO, I NEVER DID.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THIS POOR WOMAN IS FORCEDTO LIVE IN THE SHADOWS
BECAUSE SHE FEELSLIKE AN OUTCAST.
IT IS UP TO US TO MAKE HERFEEL COMFORTABLE
AND WELCOMEIN OUR TOWN.
DID YOU SAY A FETUS STICKINGOUT FROM HER HEAD ?
I WANT TO INVITE YOUR NURSETO A DINNER PARTY
AT MY HOUSE THIS EVENING.
I'D APPRECIATE IT IF BOTH YOUAND MR. MACKY WOULD ATTEND.
DO WE HAVE TO EATKOSHER STUFF ?
I'LL TALK TO NURSE GOLLUM, BUTI'M SURE SHE'LL BE DELIGHTED.
LET'S SAY AROUND EIGHT ?
YOU DID SAY SHE HASA FETUS ON HER HEAD ?
NOW WHO'S GONNA WIN THE STATE FINALS ?!
♪ HERE WE GO, COWS,HERE WE GO ♪
♪ HERE WE GO COWS,HERE WE GO ♪
I THINK WE NEED TOGET OFF ON THIS EXIT.
SIT DOWN, KID !
BUT IT'S QUICKER TO GET TOTHE DENVER SCHOOL THAT WAY.
DO YOU WANT AN OFFICE REFERRAL ?!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TOEXPLAIN THIS TO YOU ?
I'M NOTA STUDENT.
YOU CAN'T GIVE ME AN OFFICE REFERRAL.
I SAID, SIT DOWN !
Dodgeball State Final
While the boys ride to Denver for the State Dodgeball Championship, Kyle's mom is busy.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
Kyle's mom scares Stan and Cartman by educating them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.x CLOSE
Kyle's mom decides it's high time South Park had a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week.x CLOSE
Pip wins the world championship for South Park, once the team decides it doesn't care.x CLOSE
Pip breaks Kyle's nose with a dodgeball, sending Kyle to the nurse's office.x CLOSE
Kyle waits nervously for the school nurse.x CLOSE
While the boys ride to Denver for the State Dodgeball Championship, Kyle's mom is busy.x CLOSE
Nurse Gollum, Mr. Mackey and Principal Victoria join Kyle's parents for dinner.x CLOSE
South Park wins the State Dodgeball Championship.x CLOSE
South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Weekx CLOSE
The boys win the dodgeball national championship and learn that they must face China next.x CLOSE