OKAY CHILDREN, IT'S FRIDAY,
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSFOR P.E. CLASS.
WE'RE GONNA PLAY DODGEBALL.
( all together )UGH...
WE DON'T WANT TOPLAY DODGEBALL, IT HURTS.
SO LET'S HAVE HALFTHE CHILDREN ON THIS SIDE,
AND HALF THE CHILDREN ON THAT SIDE.
EXCUSE ME A MOMENT, GENTLEMEN,
I DON'T BELIEVE I KNOW HOWTO PLAY DODGEBALL.
WHAT ? DON'T YOU HAVEDODGEBALL IN FRANCE ?
WELL, NO, AND ACTUALLY I'M NOT FROM FRANCE.
LOOK, PIP, THE RULES ARE SIMPLE.
A KID FROM THAT TEAM TRIES TO BEAN A KID ON OUR TEAM
IN THE HEAD WITHA BIG RED BALL.
IF THE BALL HITS YOU, YOU'RE OUT.
BUT IF YOU CATCH THE BALL, HE'S OUT.
AND THE LAST TEAM TO STILLHAVE ANYBODY STANDING WINS.
OH, WHAT JOLLY GOOD FUN.
NO, IT ISN'T,IT HURTS !
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET USPLAY THIS IN SCHOOL.
( whistle )PLAY BALL !
DAMNIT,WE LOST ONE ALREADY !
YOU'RE OUT, CLYDE.
JORDAN, SWANSON, PULL FORWARD, WE NEED BACKUP.
WE'RE LOSING MENFAST OUT HERE.
CONCENTRATE ON YOUR GAME,BE THE BALL.
I CAUGHT IT,I CAUGHT IT !
GREAT CATCH, KYLE,NOW YOUR TEAM'S ON OFFENSE.
HERE PIP, YOU THROW.
OH, NO,I COULDN'T.
C'MON, DON'T BE A WUS.
ARE YOU GONNA BE A FRENCH PANSYYOUR WHOLE LIFE ?
I'M NOT FR--
THROW THE BALL,YOU STUPID FROG !
MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'TEAT ALL THOSE CROISSANTS--
OKAY, THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD, PIP.
BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HITTHE KIDS ON THE OTHER TEAM.
OW, MY NOSE,YOU BROKE MY NOSE !
DAMN, I DIDN'T KNOWYOU HAD IT IN YOU.
OH, I'M DREADFULLY SORRY.
THAT NOSE IS BLEEDINGPRETTY BAD, KYLE.
I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GOTO THE NURSE'S OFFICE.
( gasping )
NO, IT'LL BE OKAY.
SORRY SON, YOU'LL HAVE TO LETTHE NURSE LOOK AT IT.
DUDE, HE'S GOING TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE.
I HEARD THE SCHOOL NURSEIS HIDEOUSLY DEFORMED.
I HEARD SHE HAS TENTACLESAND EATS CHILDREN FOR LUNCH.
STAN, HAS ANYBODY ACTUALLY SEEN THE NURSE
AND COME BACKTO TELL ABOUT IT ?
NO CARTMAN, NOBODY EVER HAS.
Pip breaks Kyle's nose with a dodgeball, sending Kyle to the nurse's office.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
Kyle's mom scares Stan and Cartman by educating them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.x CLOSE
Kyle's mom decides it's high time South Park had a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week.x CLOSE
Pip wins the world championship for South Park, once the team decides it doesn't care.x CLOSE
Pip breaks Kyle's nose with a dodgeball, sending Kyle to the nurse's office.x CLOSE
Kyle waits nervously for the school nurse.x CLOSE
While the boys ride to Denver for the State Dodgeball Championship, Kyle's mom is busy.x CLOSE
Nurse Gollum, Mr. Mackey and Principal Victoria join Kyle's parents for dinner.x CLOSE
South Park wins the State Dodgeball Championship.x CLOSE
South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Weekx CLOSE
The boys win the dodgeball national championship and learn that they must face China next.x CLOSE