MY FOUR-YEAR-OLD NEEDS A FIX.
HEY, MACKY !
NOW I SEE WHAT YOU ANDHOMER SIMPSON HAVE IN COMMON,
HEY, MACKY !
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ?!
( yelling )
( male )HEY, HIPPIE,YOU GONNA DO SOME DRUGS ?
I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN YOUAROUND HERE BEFORE.
NO, I JUST--I HAD TO GET AWAY.
I JUST LOST MY JOB.
OH, THAT'S WEAK, MAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED ?
YOU NEED A GOOD STIFF DRINK.
OH, I DON'T DRINK, OKAY ?
TRUST ME, MAN, IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
GO AHEAD,DRINK THE BEER.
IT'LL CALM YOU DOWN.
YEAH, WHY THE HELL NOT ?
IT'S JUST A BEER.
DON'T BE SUCH A PUSSY, OKAY ?
SO HOW DO YOU FEEL ?
( burping )
OH, ABOUT THE SAME.
YOU JUST NEED SOMETHINGA LITTLE STRONGER.
Mackey Takes a Drink
Mr. Mackey goes to a bar to escape hecklers on the street.
Mr. Mackey talks to the class about drugs.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey tries marijuana for the first time.x CLOSE
Kyle learns what circumcision actually is.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey is fired for giving marijuana to the classx CLOSE
Chef talks to the boys about drugs, but not about circumcision.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey goes to a bar to escape hecklers on the street.x CLOSE
The boys learn what a bris is. Mr. Mackey gets evicted.x CLOSE
Kyle plans to help his brother escape his parents' evil intents.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey's detached head floats by to check up on the boys.x CLOSE
A dog mauls Kyle's Ike doll, making it appear that Ike has died.x CLOSE