MAN, THAT SUCKEDGETTING SEARCHED.
YEAH, MY ASS IS KILLING ME.
WHY DID THEY SEARCH US ?
THAT MARIJUANA NEVER EVENMADE IT TO US.
I WONDER WHO TOOK IT.
( tv )... and now it's almost time for...
HELLO THERE, CHILDREN.
( all together )HEY, CHEF.
HOW'S IT GOING ?
WHY BAD ?
I HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
NONE OF YOU TOOKTHAT NASTY MARIJUANA, DID YOU ?
NO, DUDE,WE NEVER EVEN SAW IT.
OKAY, BECAUSE I JUSTWANT TO TELL YOU
THAT DRUGS ARE BAD !
WE KNOW, WE KNOW,THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS.
DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY'RE BAD ?
BECAUSE THEY'RE AN ADDICTIVESOLUTION TO A GREATER PROBLEM
CAUSING DISEASE OF BOTH BODY AND MIND WITH CONSEQUENCES
FAR OUTWEIGHING THEIR SUPPOSED BENEFITS.
AND DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAWHAT THAT MEANS ?
I KNOW, BECAUSEIF YOU DO DRUGS,
YOU'RE A HIPPYAND HIPPIES SUCK.
CHILDREN, THIS IS ALLI'M GONNA SAY ABOUT DRUGS,
STAY AWAY FROM THEM !
THERE'S A TIME AND A PLACEFOR EVERYTHING,
AND IT'S CALLED "COLLEGE".
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?
( all together )DUDE.
ARE YOU GONNA COME TOIKE'S BRIS ?
OH, HELL NO,I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE THAT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
DON'T YOU BOYS KNOW WHAT A BRIS IS ?
THEY'RE GOING TO CIRCUMCISE HIM.
WHAT'S THAT ?
OH, BOY,HERE WE GO AGAIN.
WHAT'S THE ONE THING THAT'SMORE SACRED TO A MAN
THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD ?
NO, NOT HAM,YOU FAT !@#$%.
SCREW YOU,IT'S HAM, ISN'T IT ?
NO, I'M TALKING ABOUTTHE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A MAN'S BODY.
YOUR HEART ?
( mumbling )
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TOCALL IT A "PENIS" !
YOU'RE SUPPOSEDTO CALL IT A "FIREMAN".
A "FIREMAN" ?
THAT'S THE PROPERWAY TO SAY IT,
OR ELSE YOU GET A SPANKING.
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE ONE
TO EXPLAIN ALL THISSTUFF TO YOU ?
ASK YOUR PARENTS FOR ONCE.
HEY, WAIT !
DUDE, SOMETHING TELLS METHIS BRIS THING ISN'T GOOD.
Chef talks to the boys about drugs, but not about circumcision.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.x CLOSE
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.x CLOSE
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.x CLOSE
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.x CLOSE
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.x CLOSE
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.x CLOSE
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.x CLOSE
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.x CLOSE
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.x CLOSE
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey talks to the class about drugs.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey tries marijuana for the first time.x CLOSE
Kyle learns what circumcision actually is.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey is fired for giving marijuana to the classx CLOSE
Chef talks to the boys about drugs, but not about circumcision.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey goes to a bar to escape hecklers on the street.x CLOSE
The boys learn what a bris is. Mr. Mackey gets evicted.x CLOSE
Kyle plans to help his brother escape his parents' evil intents.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey's detached head floats by to check up on the boys.x CLOSE
A dog mauls Kyle's Ike doll, making it appear that Ike has died.x CLOSE