the South Park policeare under increasing pressure
to solve the caseof the chicken !@#$%.
We now go liveto a press conference
where Officer Barbradyand the mayor
are fielding questions.
WHAT WOULD DRIVE A MANTO SUCH A DISGUSTING ACT ?
WELL, NOBODYCAN SAY FOR SURE.
NO MOTIVE HAS YETBEEN ESTABLISHED.
DO THE POLICEHAVE ANY LEADS ?
WELL, BOTH 3-D COMPUTER MODELING
AND INTENSIVE SEISMOLOGY
HAVE NOT GIVEN USANY LEADS AS OF YET.
BUT HAS CHICKEN !@#$%LEFT ANY CLUES AT THE CRIME ?
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,I CAN'T READ !
THERE, I SAID IT,I CAN'T READ.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW ?
YOU PUSHED AND YOU PUSHED
AND NOW YOU ALL KNOWMY TERRIBLE SECRET !
I'M ILLEGITIMATE !
I'M NOT FIT TO BEA POLICEMEN.
I RETIRE !
OKAY, THANK YOUALL FOR COMING.
THERE'S COFFEEAND BROWNIES OUT FRONT.
And so Officer Barbradyhas taken a leave of absence
and South Parkwill have to manage
without any police force for a while.
This just in,
South Park has plungedinto total anarchy.
Exactly two secondsafter the retirementof Officer Barbrady,
looting and pillaging eruptedin the quiet mountain town.
Officer Barbrady has a breakdown at a press conference.
Officer Barbrady checks out the scene of the Chickenlover's first crime.x CLOSE
The mayor threatens Officer Barbrady's job, so he enlists the boys' help.x CLOSE
Officer Barbrady and the boys catch the Chickenfucker red-handed.x CLOSE
The boys check out the Booktastic Busx CLOSE
Officer Barbrady talks to the "Cops" cameras.x CLOSE
Officer Barbrady tries to order food from a drive-thru bank teller.x CLOSE
Officer Barbrady has a breakdown at a press conference.x CLOSE
With riots on the streets, the mayor orders Officer Barbrady back to schoolx CLOSE
Officer Barbrady tries to read from the board in the boys' class.x CLOSE
The Chickenfucker fucks a chicken.x CLOSE