( farting )
( laughing )
WHILE WE'RE WAITING,
WHY DON'T WE SEARCHFOR TREASURE ?
OH, GOOD IDEA,LET'S SEARCH FOR TREASURE.
WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING ?
WE'RE LOOKING FOR TREASURE.
IS THAT SOME KIND OF METAPHOR
FOR A KIND OF SEARCHTHAT CAN'T BE DESCRIBED ?
NO, WE'RE SEARCHINGFOR TREASURE.
LISTEN, I HAVE AN INSIDE SCOOP.
THERE'S AN IRAQI DICTATOR
WHO IS QUIETLY AND SLOWLYTAKING OVER CANADA.
YES, YOU MEAN SADDAM SMELLY.
WE SAW HIM ON THE TELE.
WHAT ARE YOU TWOGONNA DO ABOUT IT ?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
IT'S YOUR FAULTHE'S HERE.
YOU BROUGHT THE IRAQISBACK WITH YOU ON YOUR PLANE
WHEN YOU RESCUED YOUR KIDNAPPED DAUGHTER.
YOU MEAN WE ARE TO BLAME ?
THAT'S RIGHT, AND NOWYOU MUST MAKE AMENDS.
TOMORROW, SADDAM WILL TRY TOFINALIZE HIS TAKEOVER OF CANADA
AT THE ROUGHRIDERS/ROUGHRIDERSFOOTBALL GAME.
IT WILL BE YOUR ONLY SHOTAT WIPING THEM ALL OUT.
HERE, TAKE THIS.
WHAT IS THIS ?
IT'S A BOMB.
YOU MUST STRAP IT TO YOURSELVES,GO TO THE GAME,
AND SACRIFICE YOUR LIVESTO TAKE OUT SADDAM'S MINIONS.
THAT SOUNDS SCARY.
WELL, YOU MUST DO IT FOR CANADA.
FOR CANADA, TERRANCE.
FOR CANADA, PHILLIP.
YES, TERRANCE AND PHILLIP.
AND WHEN THE DUST IS SETTLED
CANADA WILL BE RID OFBOTH THE IRAQIS
AND YOUR IMMATUREFART HUMOR.
Terrance and Phillip agree to save Canada.
Terrance and Phillip do some farting in court.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip buy ticket to Iran.x CLOSE
Scott enlists Terrance and Phillip to get Saddam out of Canada.x CLOSE
Scott lets Terrance know that he still has it in for him.x CLOSE
Saddam Hussein makes a deal with Scott.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip give Ugly Bob a paper bag to wear on his head.x CLOSE
Terrance's daughter, Sally, is being held captive in Iran.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip bring back Sally.x CLOSE
Celine Dion has been sleeping with Ugly Bob.x CLOSE
Scott finds Terrance and Phillip still in Canada.x CLOSE