I LOVE YOUR PERSONALITY, BUT YOU ARE SO WRETCHEDLY UGLY.
MAYBE THE BABY WILL HAVEYOUR FACE INSTEAD OF MINE.
WE CANONLY HOPE.
I SUPPOSE WE'LL BE OKAY
AS LONG AS YOU KEEP THAT BAG ON YOUR HEAD.
WHAT'S THIS ?
HEY, THERE, MY NAME'S SADDAM.
I'M A BIG FAN OF POLO.
I'VE BEEN SEARCHING A LONG TIMEFOR YOU, CELINE DION.
OH, NO YOU DON'T,SHE'S MY BITCH.
WHO ARE YOU ?
MY FRIENDSCALL ME "UGLY BOB"
BECAUSE I HAVE THE FEATURESOF A DEFORMED BURN VICTIM.
I THOUGHT ALL CANADIANSLOOKED ALIKE.
LET ME SEE.
( screaming )
WELL, I'M SORRY, GUY.
I COULD CURETHAT FACE OF YOURS.
YOU CAN ?
I JUST NEED A FAVOR.
THERE'S A CANADIANFOOTBALL GAME TOMORROW.
THE OTTAWA ROUGHRIDERS AGAINSTTHE VANCOUVER ROUGHRIDERS.
THERE I WILL OFFICIALLYTURN THE CANADIAN FLAG
OVER TO MYIRANIAN ONE.
WHAT ?WHY ?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT,TAKE A LOAD OFF.
DON'T THINK ABOUT IT,LOOK OVER HERE.
ALL I NEED IS CELINE DION
TO SING OUR IRANIANNATIONAL ANTHEM AT THE GAME
TO FINALIZE MY HOSTILETAKEOVER OF CANADA.
DID YOU SAY HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF CANADA ?
NO, NO, RELAX THERE,FELLA.
Saddam asks Celine Dion for some help.
Terrance and Phillip do some farting in court.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip buy ticket to Iran.x CLOSE
Scott enlists Terrance and Phillip to get Saddam out of Canada.x CLOSE
Scott lets Terrance know that he still has it in for him.x CLOSE
Saddam Hussein makes a deal with Scott.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip give Ugly Bob a paper bag to wear on his head.x CLOSE
Terrance's daughter, Sally, is being held captive in Iran.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip bring back Sally.x CLOSE
Celine Dion has been sleeping with Ugly Bob.x CLOSE
Scott finds Terrance and Phillip still in Canada.x CLOSE