WHAT'S GOING ON, PHILLIP ?
HOW COULD CANADA HAVE CHANGEDSO MUCH WHILST WE WERE GONE ?
I DON'T KNOW, TERRANCE.
AND WHO IS THAT IN ALL THESE PICTURES ?
I MUST TAKE MY BASTARD DAUGHTERBACK TO CELINE DION
AND SEE WHATSHE HAS TO SAY.
I BROUGHT OUR DAUGHTER BACK
AND I WANTTO TELL YOU THAT--
TERRANCE, COULD YOU COME BACK A LITTLE LATER ?
I'M JUSTA LITTLE BUSY.
YOU'VE GOT A MAN OVER,DON'T YOU, CELINE DION ?
OH, MY GOD,IT'S UGLY BOB !
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
I'M DOING CELINE DION,WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE ?
OH, CELINE DION, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ?
I WAS GOING TO MAKE US A FAMILY AGAIN
BUT NOW YOU'VE SLEPT WITH UGLY BOB.
WHY ARE YOU CALLINGHIM "UGLY BOB" ?
BECAUSE THAT'S HIS NAME,YOU STUPID BITCH.
YOU TOLD ME YOUR NAMEWAS "HANDSOME BOB" !
LOOK AT HIM, CELINE DION.
( screaming )
BEHOLD HIS HORRIBLE FACE.
OH, MY GOD,HE'S HOPELESSLY UGLY,
AND I AM PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD !
WHAT ?NO... !
I'M GOING TO HAVEA FREAK BABY !
OH, THE HUMANITY !
I'm Doing Celine Dion
Celine Dion has been sleeping with Ugly Bob.
Terrance and Phillip do some farting in court.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip buy ticket to Iran.x CLOSE
Scott enlists Terrance and Phillip to get Saddam out of Canada.x CLOSE
Scott lets Terrance know that he still has it in for him.x CLOSE
Saddam Hussein makes a deal with Scott.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip give Ugly Bob a paper bag to wear on his head.x CLOSE
Terrance's daughter, Sally, is being held captive in Iran.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip bring back Sally.x CLOSE
Celine Dion has been sleeping with Ugly Bob.x CLOSE
Scott finds Terrance and Phillip still in Canada.x CLOSE