BARK, BARK !
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKESOME KROFF DINNER.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ?
YOU KNOW I NEVER TURN DOWN KROFF DINNER.
( farting )
( laughing )
I'M GOING TO PUT ONA PIRATE COSTUME.
( doorbell )
SPECIAL DELIVERYFOR TERRANCE.
I'LL TAKE THAT.
SIGN HERE AND HERE AND HERE,
AND HERE AND HERE.
OH, TERRANCE !
YOU GOT A LETTER !
SHIVER ME TIMBERS, PHILLIP.
AT THIS RATE I'LL NEVER GETTO MY KROFF DINNER.
OH MY GOD !
WHAT IS IT, TERRANCE ?DID YOU FART ?
NO, IT'S SALLY.
SHE'S BEING HELDCAPTIVE IN IRAN.
NOT SALLY ! DEAR GOD, NO, TERRANCE.
WHY SALLY ?GOD, WHY ?
SAY TERRANCE, WHO'S SALLY ?
I NEVER KNEWYOU HAD A DAUGHTER.
OH, YES.DIDN'T I MENTION THAT ?
NO, YOU NEVER DID, TERRANCE.
OH, WELL, IT ALL BEGAN15 YEARS AGO.
MY GOD, WHAT A FASCINATINGSTORY, TERRANCE,
ESPECIALLY THE PARTABOUT CELINE DION.
NOW MY SALLYIS BEING HELD CAPTIVE IN IRAN
AND I WILL HAVE TOGO AND FIND HER !
AND I WILL GO WITH YOU, TERRANCE.
YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND, PHILLIP.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY...
"A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIENDWITH KROFF DINNER."
Terrance's daughter, Sally, is being held captive in Iran.
Terrance and Phillip do some farting in court.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip buy ticket to Iran.x CLOSE
Scott enlists Terrance and Phillip to get Saddam out of Canada.x CLOSE
Scott lets Terrance know that he still has it in for him.x CLOSE
Saddam Hussein makes a deal with Scott.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip give Ugly Bob a paper bag to wear on his head.x CLOSE
Terrance's daughter, Sally, is being held captive in Iran.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip bring back Sally.x CLOSE
Celine Dion has been sleeping with Ugly Bob.x CLOSE
Scott finds Terrance and Phillip still in Canada.x CLOSE