WELL, IT'S TOO BAD WE DIDN'T FIND ANY TREASURE
ON THE SUBWAY, PHILLIP.
OH, HELLO, UGLY BOB.
HELLO, TERRANCE.HELLO, PHILLIP.
YOU'RE LOOKING HIDEOUSLYUGLY TODAY, UGLY BOB.
HOW COME YOU GUYSSAY STUFF LIKE THAT ?
BECAUSE YOU'REGODDAMNED UGLY, BOB.
YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKESOMEBODY TRIED TO PUT OUT
A FOREST FIRE WITH A SCREWDRIVER.
I CAN'T HELPHOW I LOOK.
BESIDES, IT'S NOT WHAT'SON THE OUTSIDE THAT MATTERS,
IT'S WHAT'S ON THE INSIDE.
NO, IT ISN'T.
( laughing )
WANT TO SEE WHAT'S ON THE INSIDE OF ME ?
( farting )
( laughing )
WAIT, WAIT,I'VE GOT AN IDEA !
WHY DON'T YOU PUT THIS PAPER BAG OVER YOUR HEAD ?
YES, IF PEOPLECAN'T SEE YOUR FACE,
THEY WON'T KNOW HOW WRETCHEDLY UGLY YOU ARE.
REALLY ?HEY, THANKS, YOU GUYS.
MAYBE NOW I CANSCORE WITH CHICKS.
SURE YOU CAN, UGLY BOB.
IF THEY CAN'T SEE HOWHORRIBLY DISFIGURED YOU ARE,
THEY'LL WANT TOSLEEP WITH YOU.
THANKS, YOU GUYS.
Terrance and Phillip give Ugly Bob a paper bag to wear on his head.
Terrance and Phillip do some farting in court.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip buy ticket to Iran.x CLOSE
Scott enlists Terrance and Phillip to get Saddam out of Canada.x CLOSE
Scott lets Terrance know that he still has it in for him.x CLOSE
Saddam Hussein makes a deal with Scott.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip give Ugly Bob a paper bag to wear on his head.x CLOSE
Terrance's daughter, Sally, is being held captive in Iran.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip bring back Sally.x CLOSE
Celine Dion has been sleeping with Ugly Bob.x CLOSE
Scott finds Terrance and Phillip still in Canada.x CLOSE