WELL, IT'S TOO BAD WE DIDN'T FIND ANY TREASURE
ON THE SUBWAY, PHILLIP.
OH, HELLO, UGLY BOB.
HELLO, TERRANCE.HELLO, PHILLIP.
YOU'RE LOOKING HIDEOUSLYUGLY TODAY, UGLY BOB.
HOW COME YOU GUYSSAY STUFF LIKE THAT ?
BECAUSE YOU'REGODDAMNED UGLY, BOB.
YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKESOMEBODY TRIED TO PUT OUT
A FOREST FIRE WITH A SCREWDRIVER.
I CAN'T HELPHOW I LOOK.
BESIDES, IT'S NOT WHAT'SON THE OUTSIDE THAT MATTERS,
IT'S WHAT'S ON THE INSIDE.
NO, IT ISN'T.
( laughing )
WANT TO SEE WHAT'S ON THE INSIDE OF ME ?
( farting )
( laughing )
WAIT, WAIT,I'VE GOT AN IDEA !
WHY DON'T YOU PUT THIS PAPER BAG OVER YOUR HEAD ?
YES, IF PEOPLECAN'T SEE YOUR FACE,
THEY WON'T KNOW HOW WRETCHEDLY UGLY YOU ARE.
REALLY ?HEY, THANKS, YOU GUYS.
MAYBE NOW I CANSCORE WITH CHICKS.
SURE YOU CAN, UGLY BOB.
IF THEY CAN'T SEE HOWHORRIBLY DISFIGURED YOU ARE,
THEY'LL WANT TOSLEEP WITH YOU.
THANKS, YOU GUYS.
Ugly Bob
Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus s02e01
Terrance and Phillip give Ugly Bob a paper bag to wear on his head.

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