( male )Is this Scottfrom Canada ?
YES, YES, IT IS.
You're a journalist, right ?
YES, I'M A TELEVISION CRITICFOR MAGAZINES.
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HATETERRANCE AND PHILLIP.
YES, YES, I DO.
THEY THINK FART JOKES ARE A SOPHISTICATED FORM OF COMEDY,
BUT THEY'RE NOT.
WHAT IF I WERE TO HELP YOUGET RID OF THEM
ONCE AND FOR ALL ?
WHO IS THIS ?
I'M SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP YOU
IF YOU HELP ME.
JUST CALL ME YOUR OLD PAL, SADDAM HUSSEIN.
SADDAM HUSSEIN,THE IRAQI DICTATOR ?
HEY, RELAX, GUY,I'M JUST YOUR AVERAGE JOE.
TAKE A REST !
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
YOU WANT TERRANCE AND PHILLIPOUT OF CANADA.
I WANT YOU TO BRING MEAND MY FRIENDS INTO CANADA.
THAT SOUNDS LIKEA FAIR TRADE, DOESN'T IT ?
SUPER,LET'S GET STARTED.
I'M NOT SURE I SHOULD TRUST YOU.
HEY, RELAX, GUY,TRUST ME.
Saddam Hussein makes a deal with Scott.
Terrance and Phillip do some farting in court.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip buy ticket to Iran.x CLOSE
Scott enlists Terrance and Phillip to get Saddam out of Canada.x CLOSE
Scott lets Terrance know that he still has it in for him.x CLOSE
Saddam Hussein makes a deal with Scott.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip give Ugly Bob a paper bag to wear on his head.x CLOSE
Terrance's daughter, Sally, is being held captive in Iran.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip bring back Sally.x CLOSE
Celine Dion has been sleeping with Ugly Bob.x CLOSE
Scott finds Terrance and Phillip still in Canada.x CLOSE