LET'S GO HOMEAND EAT KROFF DINNER.
LOOKS LIKEYOU GOT AWAY WITH IT,
OH, HELLO, SCOTT.
NO HARD FEELINGS, RIGHT OLD PAL ?
THERE ARE HARD FEELINGS,THIS ISN'T OVER !
I'M GONNA SEE TO IT
THAT YOU BOTH PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE !
AND DO YOU KNOW WHY ?
'CAUSE YOU'REA DICK ?
NO, BECAUSE I HATE YOU.
YOU THINK FARTING IS SO FUNNY,WELL IT ISN'T !
FART JOKES ARE THE LOWEST FORM OF COMEDY,
AND IF I--
( farting )
OH, I HATE YOU BOTH !
I'VE HATED YOU EVER SINCEI CAN REMEMBER.
I HATE YOU AND I WISH YOU BOTH HAD CANCER !
YES, IN THE HEAD.
HEAD CANCER ?
THIS IS NOT THE END, TERRANCE AND PHILLIP.
YOU'LL RUETHIS DAY.
SCOTT REALLY HATES US, PHILLIP.
YES, PERHAPS HE'S HOMOPHOBIC.
BUT WE'RE NOT GAY, PHILLIP.
WE'RE NOT ?
WELL, LET US BOARD THE SUBWAYAND RETURN HOME.
THERE WE CAN EAT KROFF DINNER.
YES, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY
AND ONLY KROFF DINNER CAN CALM MY NERVES.
( farting )
( laughing )
WHY DOES SCOTT ALWAYS TRYTO CONVICT ME OF MURDER ?
HE DOES IT EVERY WEEK.
HE SURE DOESSEEM TO HATE US.
I WONDER WHAT HE'LL TRY TO DO NEXT.
GOD ONLY KNOWS.
THE SUBWAY CERTAINLYIS WONDERFUL, TERRANCE.
IT SURE IS, LET'S LOOK FOR TREASURE.
YES, LET'S LOOK FOR TREASURE.
Scott lets Terrance know that he still has it in for him.
Terrance and Phillip do some farting in court.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip buy ticket to Iran.x CLOSE
Scott enlists Terrance and Phillip to get Saddam out of Canada.x CLOSE
Scott lets Terrance know that he still has it in for him.x CLOSE
Saddam Hussein makes a deal with Scott.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip give Ugly Bob a paper bag to wear on his head.x CLOSE
Terrance's daughter, Sally, is being held captive in Iran.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip bring back Sally.x CLOSE
Celine Dion has been sleeping with Ugly Bob.x CLOSE
Scott finds Terrance and Phillip still in Canada.x CLOSE