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Head Cancer
04/01/1998
Scott lets Terrance know that he still has it in for him.
02:02
Bear With Wide Canyon
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Cartman visits a Native American reservation outside of town to track down the man he thinks is his father. He is not his father.
02/25/1998
01:09
Like I'm Some Hippie Indian
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With their video of Cartman's tea party set to be on "America's Stupidest Home Videos," the boys are already spending their $10,000 prize.
02/25/1998
00:54
A Disturbed Little Boy
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The boys watch America's Stupidest Home Videos to watch Cartman. Cartman's video makes the finals.
02/25/1998
01:46
Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?
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Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.
02/25/1998
01:02
Sorry Your Mom's a Whore
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With Cartman bumming out and in need of $3,000 for a DNA test, Stan and Kyle promise to give him the money.
02/25/1998
01:51
Little Boy Being Hit By A Train
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Seeing a video of his tea party on TV makes Cartman a little red in the face. Bob Saget suggests therapy.
02/25/1998
03:52
Oh, Canada
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Terrance and Phillip use their own chemical warfare against Saddam
04/01/1998
02:48
April Fools
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Terrance and Phillip star in the film "Not Without My Anus." In the first scene, Terrance is on trial for murder. He and his lawyer, Phillip, farts a lot.
04/01/1998
02:07
Danger Or No
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Terrance says goodbye to Celine Dion (Sally's mother). He and Phillip go to the airport where they get a ticket to Iran.
04/01/1998
01:47
Help
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Scott calls Terrance and Phillip and blames them fort Saddam's takeover. He tells them that they have to help him get out of Canada.
04/01/1998
01:20
Head Cancer
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After Terrance gets off the hook, he and Phillip are approached by Scott who vows to one day get him. Then they ride the subway home and fart.
04/01/1998
00:47
Saddam Hussein
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Saddam Hussein calls up Scott to make a deal. If Scott can get Hussein and his friends into Canada, he'll get Terrance and Phillip out of there.
04/01/1998
00:46
Ugly Bob
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Terrance and Phillip run into Ugly Bob. They give him a paper bag to wear on his head for which he thanks them.
04/01/1998
01:13
Sally
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A letter is delivered to Terrance saying that his daughter is being held captive in Iran. Phillip had no idea that Terrance even had a daughter.
04/01/1998
01:05
Smelly Iranian Captors
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Terrance and Phillip grab Sally with no trouble. When they get back to Canada, it seems that Saddam Hussein has taken over.
04/01/1998
00:59
I'm Doing Celine Dion
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Terrance goes over to Celine Dion's house to propose to her. When he gets there, he finds out that she is pregnant with Ugly Bob's child.
04/01/1998
01:09
Hey Scott Guess What
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Scott questions Saddam on his Canadian takeover. Then he discovers that Terrance and Phillip are still in town.
04/01/1998
00:59
Please Let Me Kill Them
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The U.S. military warns Saddam about his takeover. Then Scott shows up and confronts him about the deal.
04/01/1998
01:02
Burn Victim
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Saddam Hussein breaks into Celine Dion's house. He says that he will fix Bob's face if she will sing the Iranian national anthem at an upcoming football game.
04/01/1998
01:10
Only Hope
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Scott tells Terrance and Phillip that they are responsible for Saddam's takeover. He gives them a bomb to stop Saddam at the football game. They agree to do it, and fart.
04/01/1998
01:16
Who Shot Mephesto?
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Just as Dr. Mephesto is about to reveal Cartman's true father, the lights go out and he's shot.
04/22/1998