WHAT KIND OF VIDEODID YOU GUYS MAKE ?
It's time to crownthe $10,000 winner.
Our judges have narrowedit down to only three videos.
First it's "Dog Who PutsHat On Master's Head".
"Oh, I'm a little dog,I'm just a little dog.
I've got to put a haton my master's head."
( laughing )
And now oursecond finalist,
"Little Boy HasA Tea Party".
Why thank youPolly Prissypants.
You aremy best friend.
( Polly )Thank you, Eric.
Boy, looks like this kidneeds some therapy.
WE'RE SURE TO WINCARTMAN.
THEN YOU GETYOUR DNA MONEY.
THEY LAUGHED HARDESTAT OUR VIDEO.
WE'RE GONNA WIN,WE'RE GONNA WIN !
And finallyour third contestant,
"Young Child GetsHit By A Train".
"Oh, I'm sucha cute little kid.
"I wonder if I can getthis go-kart started.
"I hope I don'tget hit by a train !
Oh, I sure did !"
( laughing )
OH, MY GOD, THEY VIDEOTAPEDKILLING KENNY !
YOU BASTARDS !
Now that's whatI call a joyride.
And the winner is,naturally,
"Little BoyBeing Hit By A Train".
( laughing )
DUDE, WE LOST !
Stand up and take a bow,Mr. Marsh.
I won, I won !
Our other finalistswill have to settle
for their $3,000runner-up prizes.
See younext time.
DID YOUHEAR THAT DUDE ?
WE STILL GET$3,000.
THAT'S ENOUGH FOR YOUTO DO YOUR DNA TEST.
Little Boy Being Hit By A Train
The boys watch "America's Stupidest Home Videos" to see if they're the prize-winners.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Cartman has an emotional problem that is causing him to talk to his stuffed animals.x CLOSE
Chef recounts his version of the Drunken Barn Dance events to Cartman.x CLOSE
Before Dr. Mephisto can reveal who Cartman's Dad is, he is shot.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom tells him the story of how she met his father.x CLOSE
The boys decide to submit their video of Cartman to "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns from Chief Running Water that his Mom was last seen with Chef.x CLOSE
Cartman, now sure he's Chef's son, starts acting likehis version of black people.x CLOSE
The boys watch their video appear on "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns that many people have slept with his Mom, so he may never know who his father is.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle promise Cartman $3,000 if their video wins the grand prize.x CLOSE