Here's a videosent to us
that shows a verydisturbed little boy.
Thank you Polly Prissypants,you are my best friend.
( Polly )I think you are one ofthe coolest people
in the worldEric,
and you arenot fat at all.
You don'tthink so ?
( Polly )No, you're not fat.
Cool, that's cool.
( laughing )
OH, STANLEY,WE JUST HEARD THE NEWS
THAT YOURLITTLE FRIEND KENNY
WAS KILLED BY A TRAINTHIS MORNING.
HUH ?OH YEAH.
IS THERE ANYTHINGWE CAN DO FOR YOU SON ?
HOW ABOUTSOME ICE CREAM ?
YOU BET, YOU POOR DEARS.
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A Disturbed Little Boy
The boys watch their video appear on "America's Stupidest Home Videos."
Cartman has an emotional problem that is causing him to talk to his stuffed animals.x CLOSE
Chef recounts his version of the Drunken Barn Dance events to Cartman.x CLOSE
Before Dr. Mephisto can reveal who Cartman's Dad is, he is shot.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom tells him the story of how she met his father.x CLOSE
The boys decide to submit their video of Cartman to "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns from Chief Running Water that his Mom was last seen with Chef.x CLOSE
Cartman, now sure he's Chef's son, starts acting likehis version of black people.x CLOSE
The boys watch their video appear on "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns that many people have slept with his Mom, so he may never know who his father is.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle promise Cartman $3,000 if their video wins the grand prize.x CLOSE