C'MON, GET THE GO-KART GOING,I WANT TO RIDE IT.
DID YOU SEND THE TAPETO AMERICA'S STUPIDESTHOME VIDEOS ?
YEAH, I MAILED ITLAST NIGHT.
WHAT SUCKS IS THAT WE HAVE TOWATCH BOB SAGET
TO FIND OUTIF WE WON.
IF WE WIN WE CAN BUY AGO-KART THAT ACTUALLY RUNS.
SHH, HERE COMESCARTMAN.
WHAT'S UPHOMIES ?
I WAS KICKING ITON THE WEST SIDE.
YOU LIVE ONTHEEAST SIDE, CARTMAN.
I THOUGHT YOU SAIDYOU WERE NATIVE AMERICAN.
LIKE I'M SOMEHIPPY INDIAN.
YOU KNOWWHAT I'M SAYING ?
I'M GONNA GOCHILL WITH MY DAD.
DUDE, WE SHOULD BEVIDEOTAPINGTHIS.
WE COULD MAKEANOTHERTEN THOUSAND DOLLARS.
( together )HOLD ON KENNY !
( mumbling )
OH, MY GOD,THEY KILLED KENNY !
YOU BASTARDS !
Like I'm Some Hippie Indian
Cartman, now sure he's Chef's son, starts acting likehis version of black people.
Cartman has an emotional problem that is causing him to talk to his stuffed animals.x CLOSE
Chef recounts his version of the Drunken Barn Dance events to Cartman.x CLOSE
Before Dr. Mephisto can reveal who Cartman's Dad is, he is shot.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom tells him the story of how she met his father.x CLOSE
The boys decide to submit their video of Cartman to "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns from Chief Running Water that his Mom was last seen with Chef.x CLOSE
Cartman, now sure he's Chef's son, starts acting likehis version of black people.x CLOSE
The boys watch their video appear on "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns that many people have slept with his Mom, so he may never know who his father is.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle promise Cartman $3,000 if their video wins the grand prize.x CLOSE