RUNNING WATER, THERE ISSOME KID HERE TO SEE YOU.
WHAT KID ?
HE CLAIMS TO BEYOUR KID.
HI, DAD !
WHO THE HELLARE YOU ?
I'M YOUR SON, ERIC.
MY MOM SAYS YOU PUT YOURHOO-HOO-DILLY IN HER CHA-CHA
AT THE DRUNKENBARN DANCE.
YOUR MOTHER ?
I WAS WORRIED THEREFOR A SECOND.
LOOK KID,I'M NOT YOUR FATHER.
MY MOM SAYS YOU'RETHE GUY SHE WAS WITH.
KID, I HATE TOBREAK THIS TO YOU,
BUT YOUR MOTHER IS WHAT WENATIVE AMERICANS REFER TO AS
"BEAR WITHWIDE CANYON".
WHAT DOYOU MEAN ?
SHE IS "DOE WHO CANNOTKEEP LEGS TOGETHER".
YOUR MOM'SA SLUT.
DON'T FEELTOO BAD.
YOUR MOM WAS TOO DRUNKTO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED.
LET ME TELL YOU...
( Running Water )WE GOT TIREDOF DANCING,
SO WE WENT OFF TO FINDA PRIVATE SPOT.
I KNEW THATSHE WANTED TO ME
BECAUSE SHE KEPT SAYINGROMANTIC THINGS.
OH CHIEF, I WANTYOUR HOT MAN CHOWDER.
WHOA, HELLO !
WAIT, WAIT !
WHO ISTHAT ?
♪ THERE YOU ARE
♪ LIKE ATHROBBING STAR ♪
CHIEF, COULD YOUEXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE ?
YOU GOTTA BEKIDDING ME.
I DON'T THINK I'VE SEENYOU AROUND BEFORE.
NO, I'M NEWIN TOWN.
WELL, WHAT'S A NICE HANDSOMEBLACK MAN LIKE YOURSELF
DOING IN A PITLIKE SOUTH PARK ?
I'M GONNA OPEN UPMY OWN RESTAURANT HERE.
MY, HOW EXCITING !
WOULD YOU CARE TOPUT YOUR TONGUE IN MY MOUTH ?
YOU CUT RIGHT TOTHE CHASE, DON'T YOU ?
HIS TONGUE ?
CHEF ?CHEF IS MY DAD !
HE'S THE LAST PERSON I SAWWITH YOUR MOM THAT NIGHT.
OH, MY GOD,
I'M A BLACKAFRICAN AMERICAN !
Bear With Wide Canyon
Cartman learns from Chief Running Water that his Mom was last seen with Chef.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Cartman has an emotional problem that is causing him to talk to his stuffed animals.x CLOSE
Chef recounts his version of the Drunken Barn Dance events to Cartman.x CLOSE
Before Dr. Mephisto can reveal who Cartman's Dad is, he is shot.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom tells him the story of how she met his father.x CLOSE
The boys decide to submit their video of Cartman to "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns from Chief Running Water that his Mom was last seen with Chef.x CLOSE
Cartman, now sure he's Chef's son, starts acting likehis version of black people.x CLOSE
The boys watch their video appear on "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns that many people have slept with his Mom, so he may never know who his father is.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle promise Cartman $3,000 if their video wins the grand prize.x CLOSE