that willblow you away.
in a madefor tv drama...
Hey, Phillip,I have to go to Iraq
and find mykidnapped daughter.
Then I'm going to gowith you, Terrance.
( farting )
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KICK ASS, DUDE !
WE HAVE TO REMEMBER TO TAPE"NOT WITHOUT MY ANUS" !
YEAH, DUDE,IT LOOKS RIVETING.
C'MON GRANDPA, WE WANT TOWATCH "TERRANCE AND PHILLIP."
NO BILLY, WE'RE GONNA WATCH"THE BOB SAGET SHOW".
And now back to..
Here is your host,Bob Saget !
I just flew into the studio,boy are my arms tired.
( laughing )
Why didn't the skeletoncross the road ?
'Cause he didn'thave the guts.
( laughing )
THIS GUY SUCKS !
YEAH, HE'S ALMOST AS BADAS THAT GUY ON "FULL HOUSE".
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OWNTO SOUTH PARK +DRESSED UP LIKE AN INDIANWITH A BEAR NECKLACE ?
NAIVE AMERICAN, STAN.
AND THE BEAR IS VERYIMPORTANT TO MY PEOPLE.
( laughing )
THE WHITE MAN HAS MOCKEDMY PEOPLE LONG ENOUGH !
YOU KEEP YOURGODDAMN MOUTH SHUT !
STAN, I NEEDTO BORROW YOUR BIKE
TO RIDE OVERTO THE RESERVATION.
WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT, CARTMAN ?
MY NAME ISN'T ERIC CARTMAN,IT'S ERICRUNNING WATER.
CAN I BORROW YOUR BIKE,
OR DO I HAVE TO KICK YOUIN THE NUTS AND STEAL IT ?
MAN, CARTMAN'S MORESCREWED UP THEN I THOUGHT.
YEAH, WE BETTER GET THIS TAPEOVER TO MR. MACKY QUICK.
Just a friendly reminderto all you out there...
Send us your stupidesthome videos.
The grand prize this monthwill be for $10,000.
TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS !HOLY SMOKES !
WOW, I WISHWE HADA STUPIDEST HOME VIDEO.
( all gasping )
America's Stupidest Home Videos
The boys decide to submit their video of Cartman to "America's Stupidest Home Videos."
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Cartman has an emotional problem that is causing him to talk to his stuffed animals.x CLOSE
Chef recounts his version of the Drunken Barn Dance events to Cartman.x CLOSE
Before Dr. Mephisto can reveal who Cartman's Dad is, he is shot.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom tells him the story of how she met his father.x CLOSE
The boys decide to submit their video of Cartman to "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns from Chief Running Water that his Mom was last seen with Chef.x CLOSE
Cartman, now sure he's Chef's son, starts acting likehis version of black people.x CLOSE
The boys watch their video appear on "America's Stupidest Home Videos."x CLOSE
Cartman learns that many people have slept with his Mom, so he may never know who his father is.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle promise Cartman $3,000 if their video wins the grand prize.x CLOSE