REBECCA,I'M A MAN.
A MAN LIKE ANY OTHERWITH DREAMS AND EMOTIONS.
THAT'S WHY I'LL NEVER PUTA FOREIGN OBJECT UP MY ASS.
CUT, GREAT !PRINT THAT.
TAKE FIVE GUYS, LET'S SET UPFOR THE NEXT SHOT.
( together )HELLO !
YOU MUST HURRY,
A YOUNG MAN HAS FOUNDTHE TRIANGLE OF ZINTHAR.
A SMALL PISSANTWHITE BREAD MOUNTAIN TOWN
IN COLORADOCALLED SOUTH PARK.
SOON THE TRIANGLEOF ZINTHAR WILL BE MINE.
AND I WILL BE THE BIGGEST,MOST FAMOUS PERSON EVER !
LET ME GO !
YEAH,LET US GO.
YOU FOOLSHAVE NO IDEA
THE POWERS THATYOU ARE MEDDLING WITH.
I'LL TEACH YOU TO MEDDLEWITH MY TRIANGLE !
IT'S NOT MY TRIANGLE,IT'S KYLE'S !
DON'T TRY TO PASS ITBACK ON ME, FAT ASS !
SCREW YOUHIPPY !
WHERE IS THE TRIANGLEOF ZINTHAR ?
I DON'T REMEMBER.
GODDAMNIT TELL HER,I WANT TO GO HOME !
MAYBE THIS WILL HELPJAR YOUR MEMORY.
NO, DON'T !
( singing )
( screaming )
NOW DO YOUREMEMBER ?
DAMN YOUR BLACK HEART,BARBRA STREISAND !
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MOREI CAN TAKE, DUDE.
ALRIGHT,YOU ASKED FOR IT !
♪ I'M GONNATELL YOU NOW... ♪
Cruel and Unusual
Barbra tortures the boys with her singing until they give up the location of the triangle.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a stupid triangle while the boys are excavating arrowheads and it turns out to be magic.x CLOSE
Barbra Streisand arrives and threatens Kyle for the magic triangle.x CLOSE
Robert Smith destroys Mecha-Streisand.x CLOSE
Cartman swears he'll get the triangle back from Kyle.x CLOSE
The boys are in grave danger if Streisand can get to them before Maltin and Chef.x CLOSE
Kyle catches Cartman trying to steal the triangle and lets him have it.x CLOSE
Leonard reveals Barbra's motives for the triangle.x CLOSE
Barbra shows up in disguise and bribes the boys with cash to get them to give her the triangle.x CLOSE
Barbra tortures the boys with her singing until they give up the location of the triangle.x CLOSE
Babs retrieves the other half of the triangle and turns into Mecha-Streisand.x CLOSE