I WONDER WHAT I SHOULD DOWITH MY TRIANGLE.
NOW THAT IT ISMY TRIANGLE.
DAMNIT, I GAVE IT TO YOUSO YOU WOULD SHUT UP !
OH, HELLO THERE,LITTLE BOYS.
HOW ARE YOUTODAY ?
THAT IS GREAT.MY NAME IS MRS. JONES.
AND I AM A VERY FRIENDLY,NICE PERSON.
I HEAR THAT ONE OF YOUFOUND MY TRIANGLE.
YOUR TRIANGLE ?
YES, YOU SEE,
THAT TRIANGLE IS PART OFMY KIDNEY DIALYSIS MACHINE.
I'M SO GLAD YOU FOUND ITBECAUSE WITHOUT IT
I WAS SURE TO DIEWITHIN HOURS.
OH, NO YOU DON'T,FINDERS KEEPERS !
BUT I'LL DIE.
I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO"ROSHAMBO" FOR IT.
I'LL KICK YOU IN THE NUTSAS HARD AS I CAN,
THEN YOU KICK ME IN THE NUTSAS HARD AS YOU CAN.
I WANT TO GIVE YOU
A BIG CASH REWARDFOR FINDING IT.
IT'S WORTH A LOTOF MONEY TO ME.
IT IS ?
NO WONDER THAT BARBRA STREISANDLADY WANTED IT.
OH...WHO ISTHAT ?
OH, JUST THISREALLY, REALLY OLD LADY
WHO WISHES SHE WASSTILL ONLY 45.
YEAH AND YOU SHOULD'VESEEN HER NOSE.
IT WAS BIG ENOUGH TO LANDSTEALTH BOMBERS ON.
YEAH, AND TALK ABOUT A BITCH,I HAVEN'T SEEN--
ANYWAY, IF YOU'LL COMEWITH ME IN MY CAR,
I'LL TAKE YOU UP TO MY CONDOWHERE I'LL KILL YOU.
I MEAN, GIVE YOU MONEYFOR THE TRIANGLE.
SWEET,I'M GONNA BE RICH !
BET YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T GIVEME BACK THAT TRIANGLE NOW.
DUMB ASS !
ISN'T THERE A RULE ABOUT NOTGETTING IN CARS WITH STRANGERS ?
( Cartman )NOT WHEN MONEY'SINVOLVED, STUPID.
Meet Mrs. Jones
Barbra shows up in disguise and bribes the boys with cash to get them to give her the triangle.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a stupid triangle while the boys are excavating arrowheads and it turns out to be magic.x CLOSE
Barbra Streisand arrives and threatens Kyle for the magic triangle.x CLOSE
Robert Smith destroys Mecha-Streisand.x CLOSE
Cartman swears he'll get the triangle back from Kyle.x CLOSE
The boys are in grave danger if Streisand can get to them before Maltin and Chef.x CLOSE
Kyle catches Cartman trying to steal the triangle and lets him have it.x CLOSE
Leonard reveals Barbra's motives for the triangle.x CLOSE
Barbra shows up in disguise and bribes the boys with cash to get them to give her the triangle.x CLOSE
Barbra tortures the boys with her singing until they give up the location of the triangle.x CLOSE
Babs retrieves the other half of the triangle and turns into Mecha-Streisand.x CLOSE