IT WASJUST A RUMOR.
A LOT OF BIG CELEBRITIESHAVE MOUNTAIN CONDOS.
THEN WE'VE GOTTO KEEP LOOKING.
LEONARD MALTIN,THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH.
I AIN'T DRIVINGANOTHER MILE
UNTIL YOU TELL MEWHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT.
HAVEN'T YOU EVER BEEN CURIOUSABOUT THE INSANITY
BARBRA STREISANDEXHIBITS ?
WELL, I ALWAYS HEARDSHE WAS KIND OF A BITCH.
MORE THANA BITCH, CHEF.
SHE'S A CALCULATING,SELF-CENTERED,EGOTISTICAL BITCH.
SHE WAS BORN IN A SMALL TOWN,HER MOTHER WAS A JACKAL
AND HER FATHER WASAN INSURANCE SALESMAN.
OOH, INSURANCE SALESMAN ?
WHEN SHE WAS FIVE
SHE KNEW THAT SHE WANTEDTO BE A FAMOUS SINGER.
BUT BY THE TIMESHE WAS SIX
HER AMBITIOUS BECAMETO RULE THE UNIVERSE.
SHE LEARNED OFAN ANCIENT DIAMOND,
THE DIAMONDOF PANTHEOUS
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT ?NEVERMIND.
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ALL THIS,FORGET I ASKED.
BEFORE SHE WAS SEVENTHE KEEPERS OF PANTHEOUS
LEARNED OF THIS INSANELITTLE GIRL'S WISH.
THE DIAMONDWAS SPLIT UP
AND BURIED AT OPPOSITEENDS OF THE WORLD.
BUT THEN, DURING THE SHOOTINGOF "MY FAIR LADY",
BARBRA STREISAND FOUNDONE OF THE TRIANGLES.
AND THE OTHER TRIANGLE ISTHE ONE THAT LITTLE KYLE HAS ?
YES, MR. CHEF.
IF BABS GETS AHOLDOF THAT OTHER TRIANGLE
SHE WILLFULFILL HER PROPHECY
AND BECOME THE MOSTTHREATENING THINGEVER KNOWN TO MANKIND,
MECHA STREISAND ?
I DON'T KNOW WHATTHE HELLTHAT MEANS
BUT IT DOESN'TSOUND GOOD.
It Doesn't Sound Good
Leonard reveals Barbra's motives for the triangle.
Cartman finds a stupid triangle while the boys are excavating arrowheads and it turns out to be magic.x CLOSE
Barbra Streisand arrives and threatens Kyle for the magic triangle.x CLOSE
Robert Smith destroys Mecha-Streisand.x CLOSE
Cartman swears he'll get the triangle back from Kyle.x CLOSE
The boys are in grave danger if Streisand can get to them before Maltin and Chef.x CLOSE
Kyle catches Cartman trying to steal the triangle and lets him have it.x CLOSE
Leonard reveals Barbra's motives for the triangle.x CLOSE
Barbra shows up in disguise and bribes the boys with cash to get them to give her the triangle.x CLOSE
Barbra tortures the boys with her singing until they give up the location of the triangle.x CLOSE
Babs retrieves the other half of the triangle and turns into Mecha-Streisand.x CLOSE