FOUND SOMETHING VERY INTERESTINGDURING A FIELD TRIP TODAY.
HERE WITHA SPECIAL REPORT,
IS A QUADRIPLEGICSWISS MAN ON A PONY.
THANKS TOM,THE LITTLE 8-YEAR-OLD
WAS VERYSHOCKED INDEED
WHEN HE CAME ACROSS A VERYANCIENT TRIANGULAR OBJECT.
WELL I WASJUST DIGGING AROUND.
I WAS LIKE, "DUDE,I FOUND THIS TRIANGLE."
AND MY FRIENDSWERE LIKE, "DUDE."
AND I WASALL, "DUDE."
AND I TOLD HIM,I SAID, "KYLE,
I WILL KICK YOUIN THE NUTS."
BUT HE DIDN'TGIVE IT BACK TO ME.
SO I KICKED HIMSQUARE IN THE NUTS.
AND HE CRIEDLIKE NANCY KERRIGAN.
YOU LIAR !
SCREW YOU,TRIANGLE THIEF !
AND SO THE LITTLE BOYWILL TAKE HIS DISCOVERY HOME
AND PERHAPS DONATE ITTO SCIENCE A LITTLE LATER.
BACK TO YOU, DAVE.
THANKS TOM, THOSE ARESOME CUTE CUTE KIDS,
EXCEPT FOR THAT LAST ONE,HE'S A LITTLE TUBBY.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNADO WITH IT ?
I'M GONNA PUT IT IN MY ROOMTO SOUTH PARK +WHERE CARTMAN CAN'T FIND IT.
I'LL FIND IT,DON'T WORRY !
GODDAMNIT !GIVE ME MY TRIANGLE !
KYLE, SERIOUSLY !
YOU DID THROW ITAWAY, CARTMAN.
I WAS JUSTSETTING IT ASIDE.
YOU MIGHT AS WELLLET IT GO.
I'LL GET THAT TRIANGLEIF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO !
Trash to Treasure
Cartman swears he'll get the triangle back from Kyle.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a stupid triangle while the boys are excavating arrowheads and it turns out to be magic.x CLOSE
Barbra Streisand arrives and threatens Kyle for the magic triangle.x CLOSE
Robert Smith destroys Mecha-Streisand.x CLOSE
Cartman swears he'll get the triangle back from Kyle.x CLOSE
The boys are in grave danger if Streisand can get to them before Maltin and Chef.x CLOSE
Kyle catches Cartman trying to steal the triangle and lets him have it.x CLOSE
Leonard reveals Barbra's motives for the triangle.x CLOSE
Barbra shows up in disguise and bribes the boys with cash to get them to give her the triangle.x CLOSE
Barbra tortures the boys with her singing until they give up the location of the triangle.x CLOSE
Babs retrieves the other half of the triangle and turns into Mecha-Streisand.x CLOSE