South Park
No Substitute For You
02/11/1998
Chef asks Ms. Ellen to dinner.
00:44
Boutin' at the Mountain
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It's round one of the ultimate fight between good and evil and the crowd is going wild.
02/04/1998
00:51
Pip Goes Pop
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Damien unexpectedly shows up to Cartman's party, uninvited, and blows up Pip as a special gift.
02/04/1998
01:13
Ants in the Pants
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When Cartman opens Kyle's birthday gift and sees it's not a Red Megaman, he blows his lid and calls off the party.
02/04/1998
00:28
No More Pie
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Just when Damien starts being accepted, he has to leave South Park. Cartman gets his just desserts.
02/04/1998
02:03
Hot For Teacher
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The class gets a substitute teacher.
02/11/1998
01:49
Not Acting Like A Freak
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After Wendy freaks out on Stan, the boys talk to Chef about his date with Ms. Ellen. He tells them that she is a lesbian.
02/11/1998
01:47
Criminal Iraqi Fugitive
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Wendy and Stan patch things up and Mr. Garrison can't take being so unbelievably hot anymore.
02/11/1998
01:01
Hasselhoff
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Mr. Garrison is getting a nose job from a surgeon named Tom.
02/11/1998
00:44
Don't F#$* With Me
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After class, Wendy approaches Ms. Ellen about Stan. She threatens the teacher to stay away from her man.
02/11/1998
01:58
Stan Vomits For Someone Else
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The boys talk to Chef about how in love with Ms. Ellen they are. Wendy is jealous and she reminisces about the days when Stan would puke for her.
02/11/1998
02:01
No Substitute For You
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In class, the boys all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen. Chef comes in and hits on her, using his singing skills to ask her out.
02/11/1998
00:53
Contact
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Mr. Garrison wakes up from the surgery. He is in bad shape -- his face is bleeding, his head is spinning and he keeps vomiting at the mention of the film "Contact."
02/11/1998
01:05
Presents
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The class gives Valentine's Day gifts to Ms. Ellen. The gifts are very thoughtful.
02/11/1998
00:43
Carpet Licker
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Mr. Garrison takes off the bandages and looks exactly like David Hasselhoff. Meanwhile, the boys try their hardest to become lesbians.
02/11/1998
00:59
The Makeover
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Mr. Garrison's surgery results are a success. Meanwhile, Wendy gets a makeover from Bebe to compete with Ms. Ellen.
02/11/1998
02:04
Black Leather
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Wendy's makeover is no match for Ms. Ellen's new look. Mr. Garrison resigns and Stan gets the highest test score, winning him a dinner with Ms. Ellen.
02/11/1998
00:58
Gonna Need More Smack
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Wendy is crushed when she spies on Stan and Ms. Ellen having dinner. Mr. Garrison pursues a heroin-addicted new career.
02/11/1998
01:11
Lost Love
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Wendy apologizes to Ms. Ellen and the class. She has given up on the fight for Stan and is torn up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is on fire.
02/11/1998
01:14
Into the Sun
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Wendy throws a party where it is revealed that she called the Iraqis on Ms. Ellen. She gets her wish, and Ms. Ellen is shot into the center of the sun.
02/11/1998
02:02
Rochambeau
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The boys are on a school field trip digging up ancient arrowheads when Cartman finds a strange, magic triangle that must be thousands of years old.
02/18/1998
02:49
Barbra Who?
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Cartman's not speaking to Kyle, Leonard Maltin is looking for Barbra Streisand, and Babs wants that magic triangle.
02/18/1998