OH NO...I'M NOT SANE YET.
I BROUGHT SOMEFRIENDS WITH ME.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,KYLE BROSLOVSKI !
YOU MEAN YOUCAN SEE HIM ?
I'M NOT CRAZY ?
♪ MR. HANKEYTHE CHRISTMAS POO ♪
♪ HE LOVES MEI LOVE YOU ♪
♪ THEREFOREHE LOVES YOU ♪
♪ EVEN IF YOU'REA JEW ♪
♪ SOMETIMES HE'S NUTTY,SOMETIMES HE'S CORNY ♪
♪ HE CAN BE BROWNOR GREENISH BROWN ♪
♪ BUT IF YOU EAT FIBERON CHRISTMAS EVE ♪
♪ HE MIGHT COMETO YOUR TOWN ♪
♪ MR. HANKEY...
WELL, I GOT A LONGNIGHT AHEAD OF ME.
BYE-BYE, ANDMERRY CHRISTMAS.
GOODBYE, MR. HANKEY.
BRING ME LOTSOF PRESENTS !
I ALWAYSBELIEVED IN YOU.
( Santa )HOWDY-HO, HO, HO !
YOU KNOW, I LEARNEDSOMETHING TODAY.
I LEARNED THATJEWISH PEOPLE ARE OKAY.
AND THAT CHANNUKAHCAN BE COOL TOO.
YOU KNOW IT SEEMS LIKESOMETHING'S STILL NOT RIGHT.
YEAH SOMETHINGFEELS UNFINISHED.
WELL, WHATCOULD IT BE ?
WOO-HOO HOO !
Merry Christmas Kyle Broflovski
Mr. Hankey reconciles the town and proves Kyle's not crazy.
Kyle's mom is ruining the Christmas play and Kyle sings the Mr. Hankey Song.x CLOSE
Kyle may not have Santa, but he does have Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Censorship has ruined Christmas.x CLOSE
The people of South Park want a holiday season that every minority and religion can enjoy.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad does not approve of his believing in Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey sings Kyle a Christmas song but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey is going to go to school with Kyle to prove he's real.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends, who now think he's sicker than ever.x CLOSE
Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch and gets poo on his face.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey jumps in Counselor Mackey's coffee mug, making things a whole lot worse for Kyle.x CLOSE