THIS IS HORRIBLE,
AND MY BEST FRIENDIS IN AN INSTITUTION.
ALL BECAUSE WE DIDN'TBELIEVE IN MR. HANKEY.
WELL, YOU CANBELIEVE IN HIM NOW.
I BELIEVEIN MR. HANKEY.
GOSH, YOU SURE DOSMELL NICE AND FLOWERY.
HOWDY-HO MR. HANKEY.
OKAY,THAT DOES IT.
SCREW YOU GUYS,I'M GOING HOME.
TALKING POO ISWHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
WHAT'S ALLTHE RUCKUS ?
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HEREMR. HANKEY.
THE WHOLE TOWN IS ABOUTTO KILL EACH OTHER.
I RECKON THIS COULDBE A JOB FOR MR. HANKEY.
( whistles )
OH MY GOD,WHAT THE HELLIS THAT THING ?
COME ON GANG,DON'T FIGHT.
YOU PEOPLE FOCUS SO HARD
ON THE THINGSWRONG WITH CHRISTMAS,
THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTENWHAT'S SO RIGHT ABOUT IT.
DON'T YOU SEE ?
THIS IS THE ONETIME OF YEAR
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FORGETALL THE BAD STUFF.
STOP WORRYING AND BEING SADABOUT THE STATE OF THE WORLD,
AND FOR JUST ONE DAY SAY"AH, THE HECK WITH IT".
LET'S SING AND DANCEAND BAKE COOKIES.
( single clap )
DUDE, THIS ISPRETTY %$#@! UP.
♪ I'M A JEW,A LONELY JEW ♪
Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town
Mr. Hankey comes to life to stop the fighting and finally share his Christmas spirit wisdom.
Kyle's mom is ruining the Christmas play and Kyle sings the Mr. Hankey Song.x CLOSE
Kyle may not have Santa, but he does have Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Censorship has ruined Christmas.x CLOSE
The people of South Park want a holiday season that every minority and religion can enjoy.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad does not approve of his believing in Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey sings Kyle a Christmas song but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey is going to go to school with Kyle to prove he's real.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends, who now think he's sicker than ever.x CLOSE
Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch and gets poo on his face.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey jumps in Counselor Mackey's coffee mug, making things a whole lot worse for Kyle.x CLOSE