THERE'S NOTHINGTO DO.
WELL MAYBETHIS WILL HELP.
YAY, MR. HANKEYCONSTRUCTION SET !
( announcer )THAT'S RIGHT KIDS,
NOW YOU CAN MAKE YOURVERY OWN MR. HANKEY !
JUST USE THE SPECIALFECAL FISHING NET,
AND SELECT YOURBEST MR. HANKEY.
THAT ONE !
THEN USE THE HAND-CRAFTEDHANKEY STERN TO ADD
WHATEVER EYES, MOUTH,AND HATS YOU WANT.
I MADE AMARIACHIMR. HANKEY.
NOW IT'S AMRS. HANKEY.
LET'S PUT THEFEZHAT ON HIM.
I WISH DADDYWAS STILL ALIVE.
MR. HANKEY PLAY SET COMESWITH EVERYTHING SEEN.
HEY, WHERE'SMR. HANKEY ?
I LOVE YOUSWEETHEART.
I LOVE YOU TOO.
Mr. Hankey Construction Set
A live action commercial for the Mr. Hankey Construction Set.
Kyle's mom is ruining the Christmas play and Kyle sings the Mr. Hankey Song.x CLOSE
Kyle may not have Santa, but he does have Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Censorship has ruined Christmas.x CLOSE
The people of South Park want a holiday season that every minority and religion can enjoy.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad does not approve of his believing in Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey sings Kyle a Christmas song but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey is going to go to school with Kyle to prove he's real.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends, who now think he's sicker than ever.x CLOSE
Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch and gets poo on his face.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey jumps in Counselor Mackey's coffee mug, making things a whole lot worse for Kyle.x CLOSE