WE JUST RECEIVED WORDFROM THE MAYOR
THAT THE CHRISTMAS PLAY
CAN'T INCLUDEANY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS,
SINCE THEY OFFENDPEOPLE WITH EPILEPSY.
SO KENNY,WOULD YOU PLEASE GO OVER
AND PULL THE LIGHT CORDSOUT OF THE WALL ?
CAREFUL NOW KENNY,
THOSE ARE VERY,VERY DANGEROUS.
OKAY, NOW LET'SPRACTICE OUR...
( counselor )NO, GET AWAY FROM ME !
HERE, JUST LOOK MORECLOSELY AT IT.
NO, GO AWAY !
STAN, YOU NEED TO DOSOMETHING ABOUT YOUR FRIEND.
GET HIM OUT OF HEREBEFORE HE HURTS ANYBODY !
WE NEED TO COMMITOUR FRIEND KYLE, PLEASE.
I'M A CLINICALLY DEPRESSEDFECALPHILIAC ON PROZAC.
ANY ALLERGIES ?
BYE KYLE,HAPPY CHANNUKAH.
Kyle is committed to a mental institution for being a clinically depressed fecalfeliac.
Kyle's mom is ruining the Christmas play and Kyle sings the Mr. Hankey Song.x CLOSE
Kyle may not have Santa, but he does have Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Censorship has ruined Christmas.x CLOSE
The people of South Park want a holiday season that every minority and religion can enjoy.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad does not approve of his believing in Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey sings Kyle a Christmas song but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey is going to go to school with Kyle to prove he's real.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends, who now think he's sicker than ever.x CLOSE
Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch and gets poo on his face.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey jumps in Counselor Mackey's coffee mug, making things a whole lot worse for Kyle.x CLOSE