I WANT TO TRY TO HELP YOUCONFRONT YOUR PROBLEM.

I DON'T HAVEA PROBLEM.

WELL IT'S MYUNDERSTANDING THAT YOU,

YOU HAVE AN ACUTE CASEOFFECALPHILIA.

WHAT'S THAT ?

WELL, A FECALPHILIACIS SOMEBODY

WHO'S OBSESSED WITHMOOKIE-STINKS, KYLE.

MOOKIE-STINKS ?

I ALSO UNDERSTAND YOU'REJEWISH, IS THAT RIGHT KYLE ?

NOT ON PURPOSE.

SO THIS MUST BE A PRETTY HARDTIME OF YEAR FOR YOU,

BEING CHRISTMASAND ALL.

DO THE OTHER KIDSMAKE FUN OF YOU ?

SOMETIMES.

THAT MUSTMAKE YOU MAD.

SURE.

MAD ENOUGHTO KILL, KYLE ?

NO DUDE !

WELL, THAT'S GOOD.

YOU SEE KYLE,

SOMETIMES WE FEELLIKE AN OUTSIDER,

WE CREATE FRIENDS, OKAY,IN OUR MINDS, OKAY ?

BUT MR. HANKEYSEEMS SO REAL.

WELL, OF COURSEHE DOES,

IN YOUR SCREWED UPLITTLE HEAD,

HE'S THE ONLYFRIEND YOU HAVE.

KYLE !

HOWDY-HO !

RIGHT NOW YOU'RE NUTTIERTHAN CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD.

I MEAN YOU'RE ONESCREWED UP LITTLE KID.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?

SO TRY ANDSTAY POSITIVE,

STAY AWAY FROMDRUGS AND ALCOHOL.

AND IN THE MEANTIME,

I'M GONNA PUT ON AHEAVY REGIMEN OF PROZAC... OHH !

OH, OH MY GOD,YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY !