I WANT TO TRY TO HELP YOUCONFRONT YOUR PROBLEM.
I DON'T HAVEA PROBLEM.
WELL IT'S MYUNDERSTANDING THAT YOU,
YOU HAVE AN ACUTE CASEOFFECALPHILIA.
WHAT'S THAT ?
WELL, A FECALPHILIACIS SOMEBODY
WHO'S OBSESSED WITHMOOKIE-STINKS, KYLE.
I ALSO UNDERSTAND YOU'REJEWISH, IS THAT RIGHT KYLE ?
NOT ON PURPOSE.
SO THIS MUST BE A PRETTY HARDTIME OF YEAR FOR YOU,
BEING CHRISTMASAND ALL.
DO THE OTHER KIDSMAKE FUN OF YOU ?
THAT MUSTMAKE YOU MAD.
MAD ENOUGHTO KILL, KYLE ?
NO DUDE !
WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
YOU SEE KYLE,
SOMETIMES WE FEELLIKE AN OUTSIDER,
WE CREATE FRIENDS, OKAY,IN OUR MINDS, OKAY ?
BUT MR. HANKEYSEEMS SO REAL.
WELL, OF COURSEHE DOES,
IN YOUR SCREWED UPLITTLE HEAD,
HE'S THE ONLYFRIEND YOU HAVE.
RIGHT NOW YOU'RE NUTTIERTHAN CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD.
I MEAN YOU'RE ONESCREWED UP LITTLE KID.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?
SO TRY ANDSTAY POSITIVE,
STAY AWAY FROMDRUGS AND ALCOHOL.
AND IN THE MEANTIME,
I'M GONNA PUT ON AHEAVY REGIMEN OF PROZAC... OHH !
OH, OH MY GOD,YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY !
Mr. Hankey jumps in Counselor Mackey's coffee mug, making things a whole lot worse for Kyle.
Kyle's mom is ruining the Christmas play and Kyle sings the Mr. Hankey Song.x CLOSE
Kyle may not have Santa, but he does have Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Censorship has ruined Christmas.x CLOSE
The people of South Park want a holiday season that every minority and religion can enjoy.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad does not approve of his believing in Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey sings Kyle a Christmas song but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey is going to go to school with Kyle to prove he's real.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends, who now think he's sicker than ever.x CLOSE
Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch and gets poo on his face.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey jumps in Counselor Mackey's coffee mug, making things a whole lot worse for Kyle.x CLOSE