MAYOR'S ORDERS.

OKAY CHILDREN,I'M REALLY HAVING

A HARD TIME WITHOUR CHRISTMAS PLAY.

THE NEW LAW STATESWE CAN'T SING ANY SONGS

HAVING TO DO WITHJESUS OR SANTA CLAUS.

THANKS TOKYLE'S MOTHER.

SHUT UP CARTMAN !

SO DOES ANYBODYKNOW ANY NON-SANTA

OR NON-JESUSCHRISTMAS SONGS ?

YES, ERIC.

HOW ABOUT WE SING

"KYLE'S MOM IS ASTUPID BITCH",

IN D-MINOR ?

I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALLMY MOM A BITCH, CARTMAN !

♪ WELL, KYLE'SMOM'S A BITCH ♪

♪ SHE'S A BIG,FAT BITCH ♪

♪ SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCHIN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD ♪

♪ SHE'S A STUPID BITCHIF THERE EVER WAS A BITCH ♪

♪ SHE'S A BITCH TO ALLTHE BOYS AND GIRLS ♪

SHUT UP CARTMAN !

HOWDY-HO !

MR. HANKEY ?!

♪ MONDAY SHE'S A BITCH,ON TUESDAY'S SHE'S A BITCH ♪

♪ AND WEDNESDAY THROUGHSATURDAY SHE'S A BITCH ♪

♪ THEN ON SUNDAY,JUST TO BE DIFFERENT ♪

♪ SHE'S A SUPER,TWO-TON MEGABITCH ♪

GOLLY, THATISN'T VERY NICE.

I'D SURE LIKE TOTEACH HIM A LESSON.

♪ HAVE YOU EVER METMY FRIEND KYLE'S MOM ♪

♪ SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCHIN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD ♪

♪ SHE'S A MEANOLD BITCH ♪

♪ IF YOU ASK ANYTHINGOF HER SHE'S A BITCH ♪

♪ BITCH, BITCH, BITCH,BITCH, BITCH ♪

♪ SHE'S A STUPID BITCH

♪ KYLE'SMOM'S A BITCH ♪

♪ AND SHE'SJUST A DIRTY BITCH ♪

♪ KYLE'S MOM,IS A ♪

♪ BITCH ♪

MR. HANKEY, NO !

WHAT THE... ?

GROSS, KYLE !

OH MY LORD KYLE,

DID YOU JUST THROWDOO-DOO AT ERIC ?!

UHHH...

YOU SICKBASTARD !