TAKE DOWN ANYTHINGTHAT IS OFFENSIVE
TO ANY SPECIFIC GROUP.
IS MISTLETOEOFFENSIVE ?
IS ANYONE OFFENDEDBY MISTLETOE ?
+ WE WISH YOUA MERRY CHRISTMAS +LOSE THE MISTLETOE.
I'M GETTING THATJOHN ELWAYFOOTBALL HELMET FOR CHRISTMAS.
HOW DO YOU KNOW ?
'CAUSE I LOOKED IN MYPARENT'S CLOSET LAST NIGHT.
YEAH WELL, I SNEAKEDAROUND MY MOM'S CLOSET TOO
AND SAW WHATI'M GETTING.
THEULTRA VIBEPLEASURE 2000.
WHAT'S THAT ?
I DON'T KNOW BUT ITSOUNDS PRETTY SWEET.
WHAT'S INTHE BOX DUDE ?
LET ME SEE.
OKAY, BUT DON'TSCARE HIM.
DUDE, SICK !
IS THIS SOME KINDOF JEWISH TRADITION ?
( mumbling )
WAIT YOU GUYS,HE'S ALIVE !
KYLE, I THINKYOU BETTER GET HOME
AND GET SOME SLEEP.
COME ON, DANCE !
DANCE DAMN YOU !
THIS IS VERY SIMPLE--
I'M GOING TO SAY WORDSAND THE COMPUTER WILL MEASURE
HOW OFFENDEDYOU ARE BY THEM.
IN THIS WAY WE CANFIND OUT WHICH WORDS
ARE LEAST OFFENSIVEFOR USE IN THE HOLIDAY SEASON.
ARE WE READY ?
HERE WE GO.
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Dance Damn You!
Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends, who now think he's sicker than ever.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Kyle's mom is ruining the Christmas play and Kyle sings the Mr. Hankey Song.x CLOSE
Kyle may not have Santa, but he does have Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Censorship has ruined Christmas.x CLOSE
The people of South Park want a holiday season that every minority and religion can enjoy.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad does not approve of his believing in Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey sings Kyle a Christmas song but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey is going to go to school with Kyle to prove he's real.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends, who now think he's sicker than ever.x CLOSE
Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch and gets poo on his face.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey jumps in Counselor Mackey's coffee mug, making things a whole lot worse for Kyle.x CLOSE