TAKE DOWN ANYTHINGTHAT IS OFFENSIVE
TO ANY SPECIFIC GROUP.
IS MISTLETOEOFFENSIVE ?
IS ANYONE OFFENDEDBY MISTLETOE ?
+ WE WISH YOUA MERRY CHRISTMAS +LOSE THE MISTLETOE.
I'M GETTING THATJOHN ELWAYFOOTBALL HELMET FOR CHRISTMAS.
HOW DO YOU KNOW ?
'CAUSE I LOOKED IN MYPARENT'S CLOSET LAST NIGHT.
YEAH WELL, I SNEAKEDAROUND MY MOM'S CLOSET TOO
AND SAW WHATI'M GETTING.
THEULTRA VIBEPLEASURE 2000.
WHAT'S THAT ?
I DON'T KNOW BUT ITSOUNDS PRETTY SWEET.
WHAT'S INTHE BOX DUDE ?
LET ME SEE.
OKAY, BUT DON'TSCARE HIM.
DUDE, SICK !
IS THIS SOME KINDOF JEWISH TRADITION ?
( mumbling )
WAIT YOU GUYS,HE'S ALIVE !
KYLE, I THINKYOU BETTER GET HOME
AND GET SOME SLEEP.
COME ON, DANCE !
DANCE DAMN YOU !
THIS IS VERY SIMPLE--
I'M GOING TO SAY WORDSAND THE COMPUTER WILL MEASURE
HOW OFFENDEDYOU ARE BY THEM.
IN THIS WAY WE CANFIND OUT WHICH WORDS
ARE LEAST OFFENSIVEFOR USE IN THE HOLIDAY SEASON.
ARE WE READY ?
HERE WE GO.
( beeping )
( silence )
( minor beeps )
( silence )
( loud beeping )
Dance Damn You!
Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends, who now think he's sicker than ever.
Kyle's mom is ruining the Christmas play and Kyle sings the Mr. Hankey Song.x CLOSE
Kyle may not have Santa, but he does have Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Censorship has ruined Christmas.x CLOSE
The people of South Park want a holiday season that every minority and religion can enjoy.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad does not approve of his believing in Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey sings Kyle a Christmas song but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey is going to go to school with Kyle to prove he's real.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends, who now think he's sicker than ever.x CLOSE
Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch and gets poo on his face.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey jumps in Counselor Mackey's coffee mug, making things a whole lot worse for Kyle.x CLOSE