OKAY EVERYBODY,SETTLE DOWN.
MAYOR, WE ARE DEEPLY OFFENDEDBY THE NATIVITY SCENE
IN FRONT OFTHE CAPITAL OFFICE.
CHURCH AND STATEARE SEPARATE !
WHAT'S GOING ONYOU GUYS ?
THE WHOLE TOWN'SPISSED OFF ATEACH OTHER.
IT'S REALLY SWEET.
THAT ISN'TALL MAYOR,
THE SCHOOL PLAY ISDOING A NATIVITY SCENE.
IT ISN'T BEING SENSITIVE TO THEJEWISH COMMUNITY.
YOUARE THE JEWISHCOMMUNITY.
OH BOY, SUPER BITCHIS AT IT AGAIN.
DON'T CALL MY MOMA BITCH, CARTMAN !
MAYOR, THE NATIVITYIS WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT.
IF YOU REMOVE CHRIST,
YOU MUST REMOVESANTA AND FROSTY
AND ALL THATGARBAGE TOO !
AND WE MUSTPUT A STOP TO
THE CUTTING DOWNOF CHRISTMAS TREES !
GIMME A BREAK !
AND I'M SICKAND TIRED OF THOSE
LITTLE FLAPSON COFFEE LIDS !
IF YOU DON'T WANT TOSPILL YOUR COFFEE,
THEN YOU SHOULDN'TBE DRIVIN' WITH IT !
( silence )
CLEARLY WE NEED TOREACH A COMPROMISE.
PERHAPS WE NEEDA NEW ICON FOR CHRISTMAS.
HEY, HOW ABOUT MR. HANKEY,THE CHRISTMAS POO ?
EXCUSE ME ?
OH BOY,HERE WE GO AGAIN.
HE COMES OUT OF THETOILET EVERY YEAR
AND GIVES PRESENTSTO EVERYBODY
WHO HAS A LOT OFFIBER IN THEIR DIET.
KYLE, SHH !
IT'S TRUE, HE DOESN'TCARE WHAT FAITH YOU ARE.
♪ MR. HANKEY,THE CHRISTMAS POO ♪
♪ HE LOVES MEAND I LOVE YOU ♪
DON'T MIND HIM,
HE'S A VERYDISTURBED LITTLE BOY.
( mumbling )
OKAY KYLE, WE'RELEAVING RIGHT NOW.
ANYWAY,I'LL PUT TOGETHER
A CRACK TEAMOF MY BEST WORKERS
TO MAKE SURETHIS WILL BE
THE MOST NON-OFFENSIVECHRISTMAS EVER,
TO ANY RELIGIOUS ORMINORITY GROUP OF ANY KIND.
ARE THERE ANY OTHERSUGGESTIONS ?
YES, MR. GARRISON.
COULD WE GET RID OFALL THE MEXICANS ?
NO, MR. GARRISON,
WE CANNOT GET RID OFALL THE MEXICANS.
Non-offensive Christmas Icon
The people of South Park want a holiday season that every minority and religion can enjoy.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Kyle's mom is ruining the Christmas play and Kyle sings the Mr. Hankey Song.x CLOSE
Kyle may not have Santa, but he does have Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Censorship has ruined Christmas.x CLOSE
The people of South Park want a holiday season that every minority and religion can enjoy.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad does not approve of his believing in Mr. Hankey.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey sings Kyle a Christmas song but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey is going to go to school with Kyle to prove he's real.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends, who now think he's sicker than ever.x CLOSE
Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch and gets poo on his face.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey jumps in Counselor Mackey's coffee mug, making things a whole lot worse for Kyle.x CLOSE