NOW AS YOU CAN SEE THE REDMEGA-MAN USES THE MEGA-CYCLE.
WHICH IS WHAT KLYDE WILLBE GETTING ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
WENDY, YOU WERESUPPOSED TO GET ME
THE MEGA-POWER CHOPPER,ILLUSTRATED HERE.
BUT I'M CHANGING YOUR PRESENTTO THE YELLOW MEGA-MAN,
SINCE KENNY HAS BEEN TURNEDINTO A DUCK-BILLED PLATYPUS.
THAT MEANS THAT THE MEGA-MANBEACH HOUSE ILLUSTRATED HERE,
WILL BE A GIFTGIVEN BY...
( chanting )
OUR SLIDE !
FEEL MY WRATH !
YOU SHOULDN'TBE SO UPSET.
I KNOW IT'S HARDTO BE THE NEW KID,
BUT THE CHILDRENMAY ACCEPT YOU SOME DAY.
I DON'T NEED ACCEPTANCEI'M THE SON OF SATAN.
BELIEVE ME I KNOW WHAT IT'SLIKE NOT TO HAVE FRIENDS.
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD SPEAKTO THE SCHOOL COUNSELOR.
HE HELPS ME A LOTWHEN I'M FEELING LONELY.
AAH, SON OF STENCH.
CURSED RULEROF THE WEAK.
SO IT IS THOU.
SON OF LUCIFER !
YOUR TIME ONTHIS EARTH IS SHORT.
SOON, MYFATHER COMES.
LET HIM COME, THEN.
I SHALLSTOP HIM.
BEHOLD, HE ISALREADY UPON US.
OH DUDE !
( evil voice )
WHAT THE HELL'SGOING ON HERE ?
LOOK IT'S THAT GUY FROMTHE PUBLIC ACCESS SHOW.
WHAT'S HAPPENING ?
COME OVER HEREIF YOU'RE SCARED, WOMEN.
I'LL PROTECT YOU.
NOT YOU,DAMN IT !
( evil voice continues )
JESUS, MY FATHER SAYSHE CHOOSES YOU.
HE CALLS YOU OUT.
BE HERE ATTHIS TIME TOMORROW.
THERE THE TERMSWILL BE DISCUSSED.
LET THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEENGOOD AND EVIL BE FOUGHT,
RIGHT HEREIN SOUTH PARK !
C'MON NED, WE GOTTA GETOUR ASSES TO THE BOOKIE !
YOU'RE GONNAFIGHT SATAN ?
THIS FIGHT HAS BEEN ORDAINEDSINCE THE BEGINNING.
MY CHILDREN, THIS IS MOSTCRUCIAL AND SERIOUS TIME...
OF ALL HISTORY.
Satan Chooses Jesus
Damien summons his dad to duke it out with Jesus.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.x CLOSE
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.x CLOSE
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.x CLOSE
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.x CLOSE
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.x CLOSE
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.x CLOSE
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."x CLOSE
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.x CLOSE
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.x CLOSE
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.x CLOSE
Damien turns Kenny into a duck-billed platypus.x CLOSE
Satan throws the fight and goes back to hell a wealthy devil.x CLOSE
After the weigh in, the townspeople change their bets to Satan winning.x CLOSE
Damien is the spawn of the Devil, and the new kid in class.x CLOSE
The boys seek help from Jesus.x CLOSE
Damien summons his dad to duke it out with Jesus.x CLOSE
The whole Jesus vs. Satan battle is ruining Cartman's birthday plansx CLOSE
Damien and Mr. Mackey discuss how to make friends.x CLOSE
Cartman gets revenge on Damien.x CLOSE
Jesus is crazy if he thinks the town will bet on him to win.x CLOSE