HERE YOU GO, KYLE.

AND HERE'S YOUR, STAN.

WHAT ISTHIS, CARTMAN ?

INVITATIONS TO MYBIRTHDAY PARTY.

OH SWEET.

YOUR MOM'S GIVING YOU ABIG PARTY AGAIN THIS YEAR ?

THAT'S RIGHT.

♪ 'CAUSE IT'S MY BIRTHDAYMY B-B-B-BIRTHDAY ♪♪

KICK ASS, DUDE.

CARTMAN'S MOMTHROWS THE BESTBIRTHDAY PARTIES EVER !

THAT'S RIGHT.

YEAH, IF MY MOMCOULD COOK LIKECARTMAN'S MOM,

I'D BE ABIG, FAT-ASS TOO.

THAT'S RI- HEY !

HEY ERIC, I DIDN'TGET AN INVITATION.

OH REALLY ?

GOSH, WHERE COULD IHAVE PUT PIP'S INVITATION ?

LET'S SEE...

PIP'S INVITATION,PIP'S INVITATION...

OH, I REMEMBER.

I SHOVED ITUP MY ASS !

YES, THAT'S RIGHT,I WROTE IT OUT,

PUT IT INAN ENVELOPE, SEALED IT

AND THEN SHOVED ITRIGHT UP MY ASS.

FOREVER RUINING ANY CHANCEYOU HAD OF COMING TO MYBIRTHDAY PARTY.

SORRY PIP, OLD CHAP.

HERE'S YOUR WENDYAND HERE'S YOUR CLAY.

CHILDREN, CHILDREN TODAYIS A VERY SPECIAL DAY.

NO, MY BIRTHDAYISN'T UNTIL SATURDAY.

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUTYOUR BIRTHDAY, ERIC.

WE HAVE A NEW STUDENTJOINING OUR CLASS TODAY.

SOME OF YOU KNOW WHAT IT'SLIKE TO BE THE NEW KID IN TOWN.

SO I WANT YOU ALL TO TAKESPECIAL CARE TO MAKE HIMFEEL WELCOME.

I WANT YOU ALL TO MEET OURNEW CLASSMATE...

WHAT'S YOURNAME AGAIN ?

DAMIEN.

( scary chant )

SAY HITO DAMIEN.

AND WHERE AREYOU FROM, DAMIEN ?

THE 7th LAYEROF HELL.

OH THAT'S EXCITING,MY MOTHER WAS FROM ALABAMA.

MY ARRIVAL DENOTESEND OF THE BEGINNING.

THE BEGINNINGOF THE END.

THE NEW REIGNOF MY FATHER.

YOUR FATHER ?

THE PRINCEOF DARKNESS.

WOW WE HAVE ROYALTYIN OUR CLASS.

WHY DON'T YOUTAKE YOUR SEAT, DAMIEN.

WE'RE GONNA FINISHOUR LESSON ON

GREAT SINGERS OFTHE BAROQUE ERA.

NOW CHILDREN, NANCY SINATRA WASQUITE A CHOICE PIECE OF ASS...

HEY, NEW KID,

DO YOU WANT AN INVITATIONTO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY ?

HERE BEGINSTHE RULE OF PAIN.

THE NEWDOMINATION OF --

PSYCHE ! I WASN'T GONNAGIVE YOU AN INVITATION.

HEY, WHO CUT YOUR HAIR,STEVIE WONDER ?

( chanting )

WHOA, DUDE !

DAMN,WHAT A FREAK !

HEY, I HAD A POOFY PIEIN THAT DESK !

NOW FEEL THE WRATHOF THE FALLEN ANGEL.

THE PLAGUE OF BLIGHTUPON THEE.

DAMIEN, DO YOU NEED TO SIT INTIME OUT FOR A FEW MINUTES ?

♪ YOU GOTIN TROUBLE ♪

♪ YOU GOTIN TROUBLE ♪♪