WHAT THE HELL'SGOTTEN IN TO YOU ?
GET THE HELL OUTOF HERE, JOHNSON.
I DON'T WANTNO GODAMN PINK EYE.
And The Presidentresponded to the incident
by saying, quote,
"Screw thosecommie bastards,
and screw their littlewussy space station."
In other news,
a pink eye epidemic is sweepingthe town of South Park.
Here with a live report,
is a midgetwearing a bikini.
Already more thanhalf the town's people
here in South Park
have been infectedwith the pink eye virus.
Symptoms include a completeloss of heart functions,
blood pressure,lung activity,
and of course,sticky puffy eyes.
PINK EYE MY ASS.
I'VE SEEN THIS KINDOF THING BEFORE.
Sticky Puffy Eyes
Chef doubts the diagnoses of pinkeye.